Let's post colourful jokes!

[dennilfloss]

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.:thumbsup:

 

[Nik]

What's blue and smells like disappointed?

My b.... uh... nevermind.

 

[RichardE]

Three dumb blondes were shipwrecked on a desert island. They came across a magic lamp and a genie came out.

The genie said that he would grant them each a wish.The first blonde asked to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the island.

The second blonde asked to be even more smarter, so the genie turned her red hair and she built a boat and sailed off the island.

The third blonde asked to be made the smartest, so the genie turned her into a man and he walked onto the bridge, and off the island.

 

[JoeKing]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick! ya douche!!

 

[oddyager]

What do you call a brown chicken and a brown cow?

 

[Nik]

There's a dead baby joke in here somewhere... :ninja;

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: oddyager
What do you call a brown chicken and a brown cow?

You don't post the punchline first.

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: Nik
There's a dead baby joke in here somewhere... :ninja;

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

(from the dead baby jokes site)

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Originally posted by: Nik
There's a dead baby joke in here somewhere... :ninja;

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

(from the dead baby jokes site)

:laugh:




What's blue and buys milk in bags?

Dennilfloss freezing his ass off up north in Kanuckistan

 

[ballmode]

I'm not racist

I own a car with BLACK tires

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: ballmode
I'm not racist

I own a car with BLACK tires

I'm not racist either. Hell, I even own a color TV!

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: ballmode
I'm not racist

I own a car with BLACK tires

I'm not racist either. Hell, I even own a color TV!

lies

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: ballmode
I'm not racist

I own a car with BLACK tires

I'm not racist either. Hell, I even own a color TV!

lies

Here is proof and more proof. From last year when I stumbled across Optimus Prime playing Assassin's Creed!

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: ballmode
I'm not racist

I own a car with BLACK tires

That's an off-colour joke...

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: ballmode
I'm not racist

I own a car with BLACK tires

I'm not racist either. Hell, I even own a color TV!

lies

Here is proof and more proof. From last year when I stumbled across Optimus Prime playing Assassin's Creed!

ok ok

and you know what they say in the beginning of AC right?

"This video game is made my a multicultural team, blah blah blah..."

so you MUST not be racist buying that game

 

[her209]

I'm not a racist. I do my laundry without separating the colors from the whites.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: Nik
What's blue and smells like disappointed?

My b.... uh... nevermind.

i see what you did there

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
ok ok

and you know what they say in the beginning of AC right?

"This video game is made my a multicultural team, blah blah blah..."

so you MUST not be racist buying that game

Look, there's red on his belt! I DO own a color TV! I swear!

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Gothgar
ok ok

and you know what they say in the beginning of AC right?

"This video game is made my a multicultural team, blah blah blah..."

so you MUST not be racist buying that game

Look, there's red on his belt! I DO own a color TV! I swear!

oddly enough I wish I hadn't sold AC, I wanna play it now

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Nik
What's blue and smells like disappointed?

My b.... uh... nevermind.

i see what you did there

Coincidentally, I posted that before I read your thread

 

[rudeguy]

Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?



Snow balls.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?



Snow balls.

That is not a colourful joke, moran!

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Nik
What's blue and smells like disappointed?

My b.... uh... nevermind.

i see what you did there

Coincidentally, I posted that before I read your thread

mother fucking burn!


hahaha

 

[IronWing]

What's black, white, yellow, and red all over? Obama's cabinet!

 

[glenn beck]

Vinnie walks into a store. He says to the salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."





She says, "What colour would you like?"





He says, "Give me white. I'll colour it myself."



sorry first one I could find on google