Let's post colourful jokes!

[xanis]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Nik
What's blue and smells like disappointed?

My b.... uh... nevermind.

i see what you did there

Coincidentally, I posted that before I read your thread

:laugh:

I'm never going to live this down.

 

[IronWing]

What's an orgasm's favorite color?



Yell "Oh!"




What's a BJ's favorite color?


Blblbblblblblblbl ACK!

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: RichardE




Three dumb blondes were shipwrecked on a desert island. They came across a magic lamp and a genie came out.

The genie said that he would grant them each a wish.The first blonde asked to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the island.

The second blonde asked to be even more smarter, so the genie turned her red hair and she built a boat and sailed off the island.

The third blonde asked to be made the smartest, so the genie turned her into a man and he walked onto the bridge, and off the island.

:laugh:

 

[KGB]

What's black and white and red all over?

A nun in a blender. :laugh:

Actually, the PC answer is a newspaper.

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: her209
I'm not a racist. I do my laundry without separating the colors from the whites.

LOL

 

[eplebnista]

What do you get when you take a wheel of green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?

Moon pi.

 

[venkman]

who can't spell COLOR?

The OP

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: venkman
who can't spell COLOR?

The OP

Who doesn't understand the English version of English? Apparently a dumbass.

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: ironwing
What's black, white, yellow, and red all over? Obama's cabinet!

Damn, that must be one UGLY Kitchen!

 

[FDF12389]

Whats red and looks like a bucket

-_-

 

[venkman]

a red bucket?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Q: If you have a red wall, and you flash a green light totalling 4000 lumens on the wall, and another light that is yellow and 2000 lumens, what color will the wall be?

A: Unless you also paint it, it will stay the same color


Also colour is proper spelling here in Canada. Also center = centre. Think it's the same in most other countries like UK.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
Q: If you have a red wall, and you flash a green light totalling 4000 lumens on the wall, and another light that is yellow and 2000 lumens, what color will the wall be?

A: Unless you also paint it, it will stay the same color


Also colour is proper spelling here in Canada. Also center = centre. Think it's the same in most other countries like UK.

If you throw a red squirrel against a wall will it also remain red?