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IronWing

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What's an orgasm's favorite color?



Yell "Oh!"




What's a BJ's favorite color?


Blblbblblblblblbl ACK!
 

JJChicken

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Originally posted by: RichardE




Three dumb blondes were shipwrecked on a desert island. They came across a magic lamp and a genie came out.

The genie said that he would grant them each a wish.The first blonde asked to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the island.

The second blonde asked to be even more smarter, so the genie turned her red hair and she built a boat and sailed off the island.

The third blonde asked to be made the smartest, so the genie turned her into a man and he walked onto the bridge, and off the island.

:laugh:
 

KGB

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What's black and white and red all over?

A nun in a blender. :laugh:

Actually, the PC answer is a newspaper.
 

IEC

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Originally posted by: her209
I'm not a racist. I do my laundry without separating the colors from the whites.

LOL
 

eplebnista

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What do you get when you take a wheel of green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?

Moon pi.
 

Red Squirrel

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Q: If you have a red wall, and you flash a green light totalling 4000 lumens on the wall, and another light that is yellow and 2000 lumens, what color will the wall be?

A: Unless you also paint it, it will stay the same color


Also colour is proper spelling here in Canada. Also center = centre. Think it's the same in most other countries like UK.
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
Q: If you have a red wall, and you flash a green light totalling 4000 lumens on the wall, and another light that is yellow and 2000 lumens, what color will the wall be?

A: Unless you also paint it, it will stay the same color


Also colour is proper spelling here in Canada. Also center = centre. Think it's the same in most other countries like UK.

If you throw a red squirrel against a wall will it also remain red?