How is that a strawman? Do you know what that word actually means? I'll freely admit the crap up above about cars, dogs, and knives was a strawman argument, only built after forewarning, but I hardly see how pointing out that your refusal to view a point from more than one angle makes you incapable of reaching an informed conclusion. That's not what a strawman is.
The only agitated one here is the one calling others 'pussies' and 'cowards'. I think you actually fear guns, like you specifically fear the evil that others may or may not commit on your person, and blame guns for that potential evil.
Also not a straw man, you said 'restrict guns' a few posts up, and by your statements in this (and other) threads, I took that to the logical conclusion that you'd prefer guns to not be in the hands of normal citizens, aka 'remove guns'. You've very clearly stated in the last two pages that gun owners are just cowards and/or mentally unstable anyhow, so that part certainly wasn't a strawman either.