I'm baaaack

Sorry I have a job and can't always post during the day, glad to see everyone had fun while I was gone.
Thanks to whoever posted the entire quote, the page I found was missing anything before Bill's lead in.
Here is how I see it...
Kerry talks about a vacation in Vermont with the Mrs.
Bill says "You could have went to New Hampshire and killed two birds with one stone. "
Meaning you could have got your vacation and put some time in on the campaign trail, or made an appearance, or just be going to NH sent a message etc etc etc
Kerry responds "Or, I could have gone to 1600 Pennsylvania and killed the real bird with one stone. "
Can anyone explain what he meant by "killed the real bird" ??
Maybe it was an attempt to mix metaphors "a bird in the hand is worth two in a tree" or something like that.
I stated right in thread title what Kerry said a was a joke, and it was a BAD joke. I am sure that Kerry is not advocating that someone go and kill Bush, I just think he should have had a better choice of words.
Here is a link to a site with the video
Kerry on Maher
Warning it is a right win site, so you lefties should avoid it or else you may be exposed to things you don't want to see, like the truth
BTW: I will change threat title since so many people are upset about it, and it is not clear what Kerry was saying. Not sure he even knew what he was trying to say.
Ps. Got to love Maher's fake laugh at the joke.