Just got back from seeing the Village! -SPOILERS INCLUDED!-

[cjchaps]

So, I just saw an early screening of the village! It was really good IMO. It has soooo many less plot holes than Signs did. Also, water it not an integral part of this movie! I don't want to post any spoilers, because it will really ruin the movie if you know what happens...

SPOILERS BELOW!! Do not scroll down if you are going to see this movie!

 

[Yossarian]

I would like a spoiler because I'll never watch it.

 

[cjchaps]

OK, I'll PM you.

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I would like a spoiler because I'll never watch it.

 

[hdeck]

just put spoilers in the title and put them in the thread. i dont want to waste money on this movie.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Do you speak freaking English? Is this the sequel to Signs?

 

[RichieZ]

i'll never watch another movie from this director, after the six sense that have been no good

 

[cjchaps]

No, it's not the sequel to Signs. I'm just comparing this film to his last film.

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Do you speak freaking English? Is this the sequel to Signs?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: RichieZ
i'll never watch another movie from this director, after the six sense that have been no good

Jesus christ, does ANYONE speak English anymore? Reading Off Topic is becoming nearly impossible, anymore. :frown: I find myself having to back several times to read the same phrase over and over because it makes NO sense...

 

[cjchaps]

If you guys really want Spoilers, I guess I can put them in here and change the title of this thread

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: cjchaps
OK, I'll PM you.

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I would like a spoiler because I'll never watch it.

pm me too please.

even if i wanted to see it, it's not likely that i will see it.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: cjchaps
No, it's not the sequel to Signs. I'm just comparing this film to his last film.

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Do you speak freaking English? Is this the sequel to Signs?

I don't remember Signs having plot holes. I own the movie and I've seen it dozens of times. Maybe I'm just dumb?

 

[RichieZ]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: RichieZ
i'll never watch another movie from this director, after the six sense that have been no good

Jesus christ, does ANYONE speak English anymore? Reading Off Topic is becoming nearly impossible, anymore. :frown: I find myself having to back several times to read the same phrase over and over because it makes NO sense...

yes i do speak english, and yes i do type too fast.

 

[Gunslinger08]

Originally posted by: cjchaps
If you guys really want Spoilers, I guess I can put them in here and change the title of this thread

Do it.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: RichieZ
i'll never watch another movie from this director, after the six sense that have been no good

Jesus christ, does ANYONE speak English anymore? Reading Off Topic is becoming nearly impossible, anymore. :frown: I find myself having to back several times to read the same phrase over and over because it makes NO sense...

was the bolded part intentional or is your english just bad?

 

[RichieZ]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: RichieZ
i'll never watch another movie from this director, after the six sense that have been no good

Jesus christ, does ANYONE speak English anymore? Reading Off Topic is becoming nearly impossible, anymore. :frown: I find myself having to back several times to read the same phrase over and over because it makes NO sense...

was the bolded part intentional or is your english just bad?

its obviously intentional and you missed half of it

 

[cjchaps]

I call them plot holes, I don't know what other people call them. They have been discussed many times. Such as:

1)Why you can lock an alien in a closet, and it can't bust out, yet it can jump on a house.
2)Why you can kick and alien's butt with a baseball bat.
3)If water is poison to aliens, why are they attacking the earth
4)Look for old signs threads to find more.

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: cjchaps
No, it's not the sequel to Signs. I'm just comparing this film to his last film.

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Do you speak freaking English? Is this the sequel to Signs?

I don't remember Signs having plot holes. I own the movie and I've seen it dozens of times. Maybe I'm just dumb?

 

[MrChad]

I enjoyed the Sixth Sense, but I was disappointed in the ending of Signs. Looking forward to The Village! Thanks for the quick review. :beer:

 

[Yossarian]

thanks for the pm. I can safely conclude that this movie is fvcking stupid.

 

[cjchaps]

SPOILERS!!





































So, the movie is about a group of people from the 1970s(?) who had lost people in their lives. They all got together and decided to create their own little utopian society in the woods. I assume they had kids, and raised them like it was the 1800s(?). No electricity, no modern medicine, no modern anything. They tell them that there are monsters in the woods if they leave the village, so no one leaves because they think monsters exist out there. That's it.

 

[dafatha00]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: RichieZ
i'll never watch another movie from this director, after the six sense that have been no good

Jesus christ, does ANYONE speak English anymore? Reading Off Topic is becoming nearly impossible, anymore. :frown: I find myself having to back several times to read the same phrase over and over because it makes NO sense...

hypocrite

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: cjchaps
I call them plot holes, I don't know what other people call them. They have been discussed many times. Such as:

1)Why you can lock an alien in a closet, and it can't bust out, yet it can jump on a house.
2)Why you can kick and alien's butt with a baseball bat.
3)If water is poison to aliens, why are they attacking the earth
4)Look for old signs threads to find more.

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: cjchaps
No, it's not the sequel to Signs. I'm just comparing this film to his last film.

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Do you speak freaking English? Is this the sequel to Signs?

I don't remember Signs having plot holes. I own the movie and I've seen it dozens of times. Maybe I'm just dumb?

Your posts are annoying to read with the text above the quote.

Anyway, who cares about all that? You assume that the alien's body is identical to the human's, reacting the same way to different substances. If water can melt away their flesh like acid does to ours, maybe they have some weird reaction to wood (door/bat). You guys need to unlock your imagination and try explaining the things that movies do not. You'll actually enjoy movies that way.

 

[cjchaps]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: cjchaps
I call them plot holes, I don't know what other people call them. They have been discussed many times. Such as:

1)Why you can lock an alien in a closet, and it can't bust out, yet it can jump on a house.
2)Why you can kick and alien's butt with a baseball bat.
3)If water is poison to aliens, why are they attacking the earth
4)Look for old signs threads to find more.

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: cjchaps
No, it's not the sequel to Signs. I'm just comparing this film to his last film.

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Do you speak freaking English? Is this the sequel to Signs?

I don't remember Signs having plot holes. I own the movie and I've seen it dozens of times. Maybe I'm just dumb?

Your posts are annoying to read with the text above the quote.

Anyway, who cares about all that? You assume that the alien's body is identical to the human's, reacting the same way to different substances. If water can melt away their flesh like acid does to ours, maybe they have some weird reaction to wood (door/bat). You guys need to unlock your imagination and try explaining the things that movies do not. You'll actually enjoy movies that way.

I'll post down here, are you happy? Anyways, I did enjoy Signs... It was just that after the movie was over, I thought it over and noticed there were some things that seemed very illogical to me.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: dafatha00

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: RichieZ
i'll never watch another movie from this director, after the six sense that have been no good

Jesus christ, does ANYONE speak English anymore? Reading Off Topic is becoming nearly impossible, anymore. :frown: I find myself having to back several times to read the same phrase over and over because it makes NO sense...

hypocrite

My wireless keyboard sometimes gets interference from the cable modem that's four inches away. If I set the cable modem on top of the keyboard, I get no keyboard response at all. But, with the current desk I have, this is my only option for the time being. Sometimes random characters appear as I'm typing -like the alt-number characters and crap. I find myself having to pull my keyboard back every few hours to it's original position, away from the cable modem. The little rubber stoppers on the bottom have worn off.

I'm not a hypocrite you knuckle dragging mouth breather.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: cjchaps

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: cjchaps
I call them plot holes, I don't know what other people call them. They have been discussed many times. Such as:

1)Why you can lock an alien in a closet, and it can't bust out, yet it can jump on a house.
2)Why you can kick and alien's butt with a baseball bat.
3)If water is poison to aliens, why are they attacking the earth
4)Look for old signs threads to find more.

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: cjchaps
No, it's not the sequel to Signs. I'm just comparing this film to his last film.

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Do you speak freaking English? Is this the sequel to Signs?

I don't remember Signs having plot holes. I own the movie and I've seen it dozens of times. Maybe I'm just dumb?

Your posts are annoying to read with the text above the quote.

Anyway, who cares about all that? You assume that the alien's body is identical to the human's, reacting the same way to different substances. If water can melt away their flesh like acid does to ours, maybe they have some weird reaction to wood (door/bat). You guys need to unlock your imagination and try explaining the things that movies do not. You'll actually enjoy movies that way.

I'll post down here, are you happy? Anyways, I did enjoy Signs... It was just that after the movie was over, I thought it over and noticed there were some things that seemed very illogical to me.

according to the laws of aerodynamics bumble bees shouldn't be able to fly.

there are so many inconsistencies and illogical occurrences in real life, your expectations of the movie are unreasonable.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: cjchaps
So, the movie is about a group of people from the 1970s(?) who had lost people in their lives. They all got together and decided to create their own little utopian society in the woods. I assume they had kids, and raised them like it was the 1800s(?). No electricity, no modern medicine, no modern anything. They tell them that there are monsters in the woods if they leave the village, so no one leaves because they think monsters exist out there. That's it.

goddamn that is dumb. actually I thought it was gonna be about a bunch of tiny people living in a model railroad town. they were afraid of the boy and the father who built the town. at least in my version you could have cool scenes where the kid catches some of the people and feeds them to his cat and fries them with a magnifying glass and stuff.

btw from your description the movie seems to be about the Amish.