Judging from the way I look, people would NEVER guess that I _______________

[Corporate Thug]

I'm about to be a lawyer (I look 12)

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
I'm about to be a lawyer (I look 12)

Doogie Howser Esq.

To answer mosh's question:
Found a woman that would marry me.

 

[Judgement]

am single.

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
replace people's alternators with similarly sized chunks of beef.

lmao

 

[shortylickens]

.....have had MAD monkey sex with many women over the course of my life.
I'm talkin the kind of stuff you normally only see in porno's. I've done pretty much everything with the exception of scat, and thats probably just because I've never been drunk enough.

For some reason women look at little guys and think we are freaks, and they are not often wrong. When a girl wants to get really nasty she usually goes looking for someone like me. All those times I had the mad monkey sex it was with a girl who sought ME out, not the other way around.

 

[SsupernovaE]

Cannot walk. Oh, wait...

 

[tcsenter]

...masturbate up to three times daily.

On second thought, maybe they would guess that.

 

[RossMAN]

Judging from the way I look, people would NEVER guess that I have seen mosh's pic with and without a top

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: loki8481
... am queerer than a three dollar bill.

 

[SlitheryDee]

can fix shoes.

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
I'm about to be a lawyer (I look 12)

I look 11.5

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Judging from the way I look, people would NEVER guess that I have seen mosh's pic with and without a top

But have you seen a pic with the pearl necklace? :shocked:

 

[gsethi]

take off in a plane off a treadmill.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Judging from the way I look, people would NEVER guess that I have seen mosh's pic with and without a top

But have you seen a pic with the pearl necklace? :shocked:

Where do you think the pearl necklace came from?

Overstock.com of course

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Judging from the way I look, people would NEVER guess that I have seen mosh's pic with and without a top

But have you seen a pic with the pearl necklace? :shocked:

Where do you think the pearl necklace came from?

Overstock.com of course

A quality pearl necklace is always about the "O"

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Judging from the way I look, people would NEVER guess that I have seen mosh's pic with and without a top

I had you at this part. Then I made my sad face.

 

[Regs]

Bet on dog fights.

 

[Rogodin2]

That I've both farmed thousands of acres of mint, timothy, wheat, corn, beans, and potatoes.

Ross seems to have the strange intrinsic ability to dodge the mods-unfortunately I don't have such a shield.

Rogo

 

[Mikey]

am an Anandtech administrator since they all are dorks!

 

[hiromizu]

Play really mean electric guitar and make stupid drooling faces while I'm at it.

 

[Capt Caveman]

that I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.

 

[IGBT]

..poach mountain lions. ton -o- money in the aphrodisiac market.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

...harbor a deep seated hatred for people who post hypothetical questions that they themselves won't answer.

 

[UNCjigga]

am not Mexican.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

...fit every stereotype of my appearance imaginable.