Judging from the way I look, people would NEVER guess that I _______________

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Judging from the way I look, people would NEVER guess that I have seen mosh's pic with and without a top

you only saw my bottom? :Q

Maybe I'm confusing you with Zim Hosein? :Q

well... Zim is female.

 

[MixMasterTang]

that i used to look like a dirty scrawny hippy with really long hair.

 

[Blieb]

... that I am a 2 time mountain State of Florida Mountain Bike Series Winner ...

Packed on a few lbs since working too hard and being a little injured ...

 

[hypn0tik]

am the Juggernaut, bitch.

 

[SlickSnake]

am an alien bent on total world domination and the complete slavery of the masses for food. Nor would they also guess that I am also an extraterrestrial who is part of a secret interstellar organization who enjoys manipulating the human genome for fun and profit in my spare time, since several nearby solar systems actively trade in gigantically fat humans for BBQing. Nor would anyone guess I'm also the major shareholder of Pulsar Pete's Earthman BBQ and All You Can Eat Salad Bar. All your calories are belong to us!

 

[purbeast0]

am a software engineer with a computer science degree.

 

[Miramonti]

delivered milk to your mom shortly before you were born.

 

[Casawi]

am not Indian.

 

[meltdown75]

am over 30 years old

 

[vi edit]

Played on the offensive and defensive line in High School football.

And I was actually pretty good!

 

[Vegitto]

only 16..

 

[Spineshank]

Dont do drugs.

 

[Steve]

am straight.

Originally posted by: chuckywang
am a woman.

Y helo thar...

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Steve
am straight.

truth

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: Steve
am straight.

truth

Completely understandable!

 

[michaelsslave]

that i am supposedly someones slave....

 

[CPA]

Probably several, including:

Am a CPA
Love heavy metal music
Have a wife who has multiple tattoos and piercings

 

[AmpedSilence]

...have no accent.

I get a lot of surprised looks when i start talking.

 

[Trey22]

Could dunk a basketball on an official height rim!

I'm only 5'7".

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Trey22
Could dunk a basketball on an official height rim!

I'm only 5'7".

damn, thats impressive

back when I was 145lbs, I could touch the rim.

now at 220lbs, I doubt I can touch the net.

 

[Xavier434]

Used to be very goth.

 

[Wapp]

beat my wife.

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
...masturbate at least three times daily.

On second thought, maybe they would guess that.

Fixed!

Now you=winnar!

 

[Feneant2]

won't kill you where you stand

 

[HammerCurl]

Call my friends (mostly white) negro, black, N, or son of a biscuit.