Judging from the way I look, people would NEVER guess that I _______________

[mwmorph]

Am coming dangerously close to being a college dropout.

 

[altonb1]

used to perform dinner theater.

 

[alfa147x]

am not gay...or married...

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: 40sTheme
wake up every morning and dress up like a lady while my wife dresses up as a man and then we have sex to Sting songs.

"Best of thread" award.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Canai
am not a pirate

http://i124.photobucket.com/al...4549_31119629_5944.jpg

you look like John Heder in that pic. (if it's you)

Haha I was like 'wtf is John Heder' so I googled it. When I realized it was the Napoleon Dynamite guy I laughed because other people have said I look like him.

 

[Coquito]

am an antidentite.

 

[amdhunter]

is somewhat depressed and have nothing to look forward to in life...

 

[mikej007]

am a big metal head

 

[Fritzo]

....it's exactly 12" long.













(I'm talking about my foot BTW).

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: loki8481
... am queerer than a three dollar bill.

shens

 

[manowar821]

dream about being a theoretical astrophysicist solving conundrums for the secret Stargate program

 

[foghorn67]

I am the world's only Irish to Phoenician translator.

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
replace people's alternators with similarly sized chunks of beef.

So that's you! BASTARD!
No...wait. It's not that bad. I just smell like steak by the time I get home.


as for the OP's question:
never guess that I...I am SPARTACUS!

 

[OrganizedChaos]

can't handle any math more complicated than Algebra I

 

[Locut0s]

am 1/2 Chinese

 

[DarkThinker]

am a Hermaphrodite!

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Judging from the way I look, people would NEVER guess that I _______________.

Fill in the blank.

...that a majority of my girlfriends were either size 2 or size 0.

...that i make 6figures. (i dont own a watch, and my shoes are from walmart.)
-----> basically, i get ignored from the better looking strippers at strip clubs. (they judge by the watch and shoes for $ they can extract from you, thus it doesnt look like i'm worth some prettier stripper's time.)

...that I'm not satisfied with a life that a Billion people in the world would kill for

 

[Locut0s]

This thread needs a link to this thread for reference!

 

[Turfzilla]

played drums in the most influential rock band of the 90's, only to create my own band and release 6 full length albums under RCA/Roswell records...

Who am I?

 

[DarkThinker]

Originally posted by: Turfzilla
played drums in the most influential rock band of the 90's, only to create my own band and release 6 full length albums under RCA/Roswell records...

Who am I?

A showoff

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Judging from the way I look (and dress) people would never guess that I am a (soon to be) lawyer who makes close to $250k a year and is almost a millionaire at age 30.

I don't know whether that is a good thing or a bad thing. I just can't seem to justify spending all sorts of cash on clothes (my favorite stores are Old Navy and Filene's Basement) and a car (I drive a $17k scion tc) to improve my image. At least no one will think to mug me.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Originally posted by: DarkThinker

Originally posted by: Turfzilla
played drums in the most influential rock band of the 90's, only to create my own band and release 6 full length albums under RCA/Roswell records...

Who am I?

A showoff

Hansen? No wait, N'Sync? Oh wait! I know, your that guy who tries to act black on American idol... what's his name? Brandy or something?

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Originally posted by: JEDI

...that a majority of my girlfriends were either size 2 or size 0.

...that i make 6figures. (i dont own a watch, and my shoes are from walmart.)

...that I'm not satisfied with a life that a Billion people in the world would kill for

As to 1) dating 10 and 12 years olds who are tiny does not mean it's right or that they are hot ;

re: 2) there is nothing wrong with being frugal, even when you are well off. I do object to you buying anything from wal-mart, however. Aside from worst-buy, the devil's convenience store (aka wal-mart) is my least favorite company and wields way too much market power for my liking.

re: 3) I am with you. I'm not satisifed with my life either, even though I am extremely successful in terms of the standard measures of success (money, influence in my field, family, etc.).

 

[MrPickins]

am almost 30...

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Turfzilla
played drums in the most influential rock band of the 90's, only to create my own band and release 6 full length albums under RCA/Roswell records...

Who am I?

will you ever tell us?

Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, RHCP, REM, Alice in Chains, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Weezer, Green Day, Soundgarden, Foo Fighters, Tool, Third Eye Blind, Metallica, The Wallflowers, The Wallflowers, Blink182, or some NoName Band that we've never heard of?