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Jew Jokes

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Fantasy violence towards jews. Lock it up!

Besides that, no, Jew Jokes are no more offensive than black/asian/mexican/woman/priest/santa/elephant/dead baby jokes.

EDIT: I just remembered so joke that played on Jews and blacks both, but it isn't very tasteful and I don't want the mods to get mad at me...
 
Personally I find people trying to infringe on my freedom of speech distasteful.
They are just words, get over it.
 
Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: ironwing
How was copper wire invented?
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Two Jews fighting over a penny?
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a guy i used to work with told me once a hasidic jew came into the store looking for a cell phone and asked the guy "how do you fit 10,000 jews into a volkswagon?"

and the guy said he just sat there and the jew went "in the ash tray!" and began to laugh....and the guy told me he just sat there in shock.

i love any joke thats funny. i dont care if its distasteful or offensive or rude or whatever, as long as its funny. i can differentiate between hatred and a joke. i dont hate people because of their color, religion or what not....but ill sure laugh at them if the joke is funny
 
Originally posted by: xSauronx

a guy i used to work with told me once a hasidic jew came into the store looking for a cell phone and asked the guy "how do you fit 10,000 jews into a volkswagon?"

and the guy said he just sat there and the jew went "in the ash tray!" and began to laugh....and the guy told me he just sat there in shock.
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wow, never heard that one before.
 
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Meh...jew jokes, polack jokes, eye-talian jokes, nee-grow jokes, homosexual jokes...all can be funny in their own right...and can be equally offensive to those who are being targeted. Does that mean we need to stop telling them?

Hell no! As evidence, I offer this cut & paste (again) from an earlier thread...



I never realized how offended Polish people could get over Polish jokes, until one morning about 20 years ago, I had stopped at the mini-mart on my way to work for gas. The guy I carpooled with and I were telling Polish jokes while I filled the tank.
Some guy pulls in at the pump next to me and listens for a minute, then says to me, "Hey, I'm Polish, and I find those kinds of jokes offensive. I really wish you'd stop." Then he left and went into the store...My buddy and I ignore the jerk and continue telling Polack jokes...
He comes back out of the store, hears that we're STILL telling Polack jokes, and says, "OK asshole, I TRIED to be nice about this, but I guess the only thing left is to take you behind the store and kick your ass."
Hell, I'm running early for work, so he and I head out back.
As soon as we get behind the store, the fucker pulls a razor...
The ONLY reason I'm here to tell this story, is there was no place for him to plug it in..................


Thanks folks, I'll be here all week.
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:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
Originally posted by: AVAFREAK182
Anyone else find jokes about Jews really just distasteful, hurtful, and just flat out rude?

I'm athiest and I even think they are just wrong.

/blog
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I don't think I've heard a joke that's "distasteful and hurtful". You sound like a wuss.
 
Originally posted by: lupi
Originally posted by: xSauronx

a guy i used to work with told me once a hasidic jew came into the store looking for a cell phone and asked the guy "how do you fit 10,000 jews into a volkswagon?"

and the guy said he just sat there and the jew went "in the ash tray!" and began to laugh....and the guy told me he just sat there in shock.
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wow, never heard that one before.
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ive never heard it told by a jew, which is what made it humorous to me
 
I'm Jewish.. the jokes are funny.

One of the best lines in South Park history is a Jew joke on Kyles cousin. Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp. AWGH! Damnit, damnit, damnit!

That whole episode is great.
 
A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street when they passed by a little boy bent over tying his shoe.

The Priest turned to the Rabbi and said "Lets fuck him!"

The Rabbi looked at the Priest and said "Out of what?"
 
Best jokes, or perhaps ALL jokes, are at the expense of someone. As long as it is not to be taken seriously and said to people who know you're kidding, there is no problem in racist, sexist, or anything of the type jokes.
 
Originally posted by: biggestmuff

pssstt...the Pollock brought an electric razor to a fight. :Q
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But I don't get why that's funny. Do Poles like electric goods over non-electric goods?
 
Originally posted by: octopus41092
Originally posted by: DEMO24
A bit annoying really. Although the ones from actual Jews are much better and easier for me to enjoy them.
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That reminds me of that one Seinfeld episode, "The Yada Yada".
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well, I usually think of the anti-dentite episode when it comes to Jew jokes.
 
Originally posted by: effowe
A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street when they passed by a little boy bent over tying his shoe.

The Priest turned to the Rabbi and said "Lets fuck him!"

The Rabbi looked at the Priest and said "Out of what?"
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FTW 🙂
 
Originally posted by: ScottFern
I found bulldozing homes and apartheid even more distasteful. Call me crazy!
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Combining this with the Volkswagen joke leads to epic (but bannable) greatness.

Edit: What the hell...

Why can't Palestinians smoke in the car?
 
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