Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Torn Mind]

This makes no damn sense to me. Why on Earth would you put a condom on before a bj?

Work.

 

[Torn Mind]

This makes no damn sense to me. Why on Earth would you put a condom on before a bj?

Work.

 

[pmv]

Can one distinguish between a penguin with a grievance and a ray of sunshine?

I'm imagining this is the sort of thing that goes on there?

 

[Captante]

https://imgur.com/4ayjrTn

That is one of the more awesome things I've seen in a long time! 🙂

Nice to see a use of robotic-tech that doesn't involve bolting the biggest gun possible onto the back of a mechanized attack-dog!

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Work.

Work.

 

[Torn Mind]

View attachment 51657

The forums double posted me.
Certain individuals do provide...ah...sexual extras for a fee to make a living.

 

[KMFJD]

That trip into space wasn't free, Bezoz has him working to pay of the debt

 

[KMFJD]

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Because some STDs can transfer via oral sex?

If you're concerned that someone has STDs, maybe don't let them put their mouth on your junk?

 

[Paratus]

The Verge at it again?

 

[Ajay]

The Verge at it again?

LOL! It's funny, like people don't know that such things product specs don't exist, or tape measures!

 

[Zorba]

If you're concerned that someone has STDs, maybe don't let them put their mouth on your junk?

Clearly that does a great job at preventing STDs. Also, the concern is more for the giver than the receiver.

 

[Captante]

i wasn't sure where that would fall

When in doubt defer to the bad place! 😉

*(of which we shall not speaketh)

 

[KMFJD]

 

[BudAshes]

The Verge at it again?

Your caption was far better than the pic itself

 

[deadlyapp]

😳

I don't see how it's possible he ran a 10 second quarter mile and let off at like 115 mph.

 

[Captante]

I don't see how it's possible he ran a 10 second quarter mile and let off at like 115 mph.

Quarter-Mile HP/weight calculator

115 mph does seem a bit slow for a 10-sec quarter no question.


As to relative performance of "space-normal" cars vs the "ludacris-speed" versions:

World's Quickest "production" Cars 0-60

*(I'm using the term "production" loosely here lol)

• 2021 Koenigsegg Gemera – 1.9 Seconds. *(pictured above)
• 2020 Bugatti Chiron Super Sport 300+ – 2.3 Seconds.
• 2021 Hennessey Venom F5 – 2.4 Seconds.
• 2021 Aston Martin Valkyrie – 2.5 Seconds.
• 2020 Ferrari SF90 Stradale – 2.5 Seconds.
• 2020 Rimac Concept_One – 2.5 Seconds.
• 2021 SSC Tuatara – 2.5 Seconds.

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As of Jan 27, 2021

Admittedly an extreme example but you get the idea. 😉

(Top-Fuel dragsters can do 0-100 in less than a second)

 

[highland145]

Guess someone is getting ready for halloween.

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

omg

https://imgur.com/FNqeXfn

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[Paratus]

Quarter-Mile HP/weight calculator

115 mph does seem a bit slow for a 10-sec quarter no question.


As to relative performance of "space-normal" cars vs the "ludacris-speed" versions:

World's Quickest "production" Cars 0-60

*(I'm using the term "production" loosely here lol)

• 2021 Koenigsegg Gemera – 1.9 Seconds. *(pictured above)
• 2020 Bugatti Chiron Super Sport 300+ – 2.3 Seconds.
• 2021 Hennessey Venom F5 – 2.4 Seconds.
• 2021 Aston Martin Valkyrie – 2.5 Seconds.
• 2020 Ferrari SF90 Stradale – 2.5 Seconds.
• 2020 Rimac Concept_One – 2.5 Seconds.
• 2021 SSC Tuatara – 2.5 Seconds.

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As of Jan 27, 2021

Admittedly an extreme example but you get the idea. 😉

(Top-Fuel dragsters can do 0-100 in less than a second)

Tesla Model S Plaid 2021 will do 0-60 in 1.98s (on a prepped strip with 1ft rollout) & the 1/4mile in under 9.2s with a trap speed over 150mph.

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]