Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Paratus]

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I’ve watched it 10 times and still can’t figure out how he did that.

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Captante]

Tesla Model S Plaid 2021 will do 0-60 in 1.98s (on a prepped strip with 1ft rollout) & the 1/4mile in under 9.2s with a trap speed over 150mph.

Yay?

Who is fastest wasn't anywhere near the point ... the list shown is "for example" only AND pre-dates that run by Jay Leno's model S.

The point was to show how a dragster will run away from ANY street-legal car including the S Plaid like a cartoon-character in the quarter. (as shown in the video I posted earlier)


And everyone is a slowpoke compared to these guys!

(0 to 628 mph in 50 seconds!)

 

[iCyborg]

Quarter-Mile HP/weight calculator

115 mph does seem a bit slow for a 10-sec quarter no question.

It would be slow if 115mph was terminal speed at 1/4 mile run after constant full throttle, but he let go at 115 mph a lot earlier than 1/4 mile.
Let's say he hit 115mph at 6.8s (pretty reasonable given 0-100), and in the next 4s his speed dropped fairly linearly to 95, then he covered almost 1/8 mile just in those last 4s when he was slowing down.
Hitting a little over 1/8 mile in <7s @ 115 mph doesn't sound too unreasonable.

 

[TheVrolok]

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Clearly doesn't work in health care. The industry independently keeping fax machines in business.

 

[Captante]

Clearly doesn't work in health care. The industry independently keeping fax machines in business.

Unfortunately LOTS of folks in the business-world still send fax's.

They do have the advantage of easily allowing non-techies to send "analog" documents digitally.

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/8s7PrOm

 

[kage69]

stupid sexy Flanders

https://imgur.com/5UYKYPQ

 

[kage69]

 

[Zorba]

stupid sexy Flanders

https://imgur.com/5UYKYPQ

@Muse is that you?

 

[kage69]

When your mom has Dad Reflexes

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

Funny but false.

 

[Muse]

@Muse is that you?

I think I only have one ski pole in the house, so probably not.

 

[Ajay]

omg

https://imgur.com/FNqeXfn

Adamantium endo-skeleton - obviously.

 

[dank69]

 

[Fritzo]

 

[shortylickens]

New Zoom filter adds pants, will to live

SAN JOSE, CA - Videoconferencing giant Zoom has announced a line of visual filters for the hot new market of customers who show up to meetings wondering what’s even the point anymore.

www.thebeaverton.com

 

[Ajay]

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This person has never been to Paris or Rome**. The last one from Canada, looks a lot the the narrow coastal road into Nice. I saw two cars crash at low speed. Four guys stopped, got out and flipped one of the cards back over. Then they drove on.

** Actually, Quebec City was pretty nuts too!

 

[zinfamous]

https://imgur.com/8s7PrOm

nerds are really annoying at camping.

just saying.

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]