Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[kage69]

 

[Zorba]

What?

 

[shortylickens]

shes pulling her hair back in preparation for oral sex.
cuz you're a big player.
cuz you got applebees coupons.

 

[dank69]

shes pulling her hair back in preparation for oral sex.
cuz you're a big player.
cuz you got applebees coupons.

Cuz if I'm payin for her soda I best be receivin'

 

[Fritzo]

What?

Getting her hair out of the wait for a beejer...yeah, it's dumb.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[Fritzo]

First I hear we're pretty close to a malaria vaccine (awesome, fuck you orange pill) and then I see this. Quite the day for medical breakthrough news, this one should make loads of people happy. Makes me want to invest in a startup.

If I'm not mistaken, Apple was in talks with a device like this for their iWatch.

 

[Fritzo]

I will never get tired of lesbian midgets.

Damn step mom is ALWAYS getting her head stuck in the dryer!!!

 

[shortylickens]

I'd be grateful if you put that in P&N.

 

[KMFJD]

I'd be grateful if you put that in P&N.

i wasn't sure where that would fall

 

[Ajay]

Getting her hair out of the wait for a beejer...yeah, it's dumb.

What? That's a demonstration of serious commitment! Like, close to passing out quality.

 

[zinfamous]

Can someone explain this one? I don't get it.

It's tough.

A very small percentage of humans on this planet do confuse penguins with Scotsman. It's an exteremely rare disorder.

Nonetheless, lawyers did get involved, and the edit was eventually placed on Wikipedia for this caption.

Curiously, the percentage of the human population afflicted with the penguin-Scotsman confusion disorder, is pretty much exactly the same as the percentage of humans that don't get why this edit is funny, to literally everyone else in the world.

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

 

[kage69]

 

[Fanatical Meat]

This makes no damn sense to me. Why on Earth would you put a condom on before a bj?

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/QDQNKQY

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[Zorba]

This makes no damn sense to me. Why on Earth would you put a condom on before a bj?

Because some STDs can transfer via oral sex?

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

This makes no damn sense to me. Why on Earth would you put a condom on before a bj?

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Because some STDs can transfer via oral sex?

Meh, I’ll take that risk

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/LJYmbyB