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Greenman said:
Great job. Now what?
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DAPUNISHER said:
Every seminar I went to where they started handing out fake knives, I laughed. The best hierarchy for knife defense is 1: RUN! 2: Try to stun and run. If you have lipstick on the blade you will never get away clean. But surprisingly, you could disrupt them long enough to GTFO and sprint away, with a potentially non life threatening wound. 3: Capture and conquer. This one indicates you are fucked. Good and truly fucked. But we are going to spend time on the techniques and tactics with the best (still terrible) chances of unfucking yourself.
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You just need the right book.
 

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I also like the theories that
The Earth is a nuclear wasteland because everyone lives in the clouds and there doesn’t appear to be many people
The Flintstones and Jetsons are happening at the same time. Flintstones live on the ground, Jetsons in the air.

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highland145 said:
You just need the right book.
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That is for when you have a knife. I should have been more specific; they have a knife, you are unarmed. One of the reasons I laugh whenever the Knives come out. Best advice is the line in Unforgiven, where they say you shot an unarmed man, and Clint says -"Well he should have armed himself."

My point was that gif shows how sharp a knife can be. I will cut straight through and into the bone when they cut you. Yet the reality defense people like Krav Maga will do some crazy stupid shit during the seminars. They ever try anything they teach and they will be getting toe tagged.
 
DAPUNISHER said:
That is for when you have a knife. I should have been more specific; they have a knife, you are unarmed. One of the reasons I laugh whenever the Knives come out. Best advice is the line in Unforgiven, where they say you shot an unarmed man, and Clint says -"Well he should have armed himself."

My point was that gif shows how sharp a knife can be. I will cut straight through and into the bone when they cut you. Yet the reality defense people like Krav Maga will do some crazy stupid shit during the seminars. They ever try anything they teach and they will be getting toe tagged.
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