Curious how certain people think this is an accurate portrayal of the way most religious people feel about masturbation and try to characterize the majority that way, especially based on some gags that were intentionally ridiculous. I'm sure neither of you thought these were real, but keep in mind: if there were really that many religious people who felt that way then they could use actual LOL-worthy anti-masturbation religious material and wouldn't have to make it up.
http://christwire.org/2010/10/the-anti-masturbation-movements-14-greatest-inventions/I think you forget that people with certain mindsets have no sense of humor under their selfritousness. I know some of those are fake, but I believe some are real. I've seen some funny stuff come from 'serious' religious people just not getting it.
A local porn shop we have has this big yellow and black sign that says "Adult Super Store" that can be seen from the interstate. A few years ago, some religious people who opposed the store bought a billboard before the store that copied the look and it said "Jesus The Adult Super Savior". It was hilarious. People actually though the porn store owned it and were always commenting on it. It was great publicity.
A local coal miner blacked out on crystal meth, thought his apartment building was work, and kicked the local falconer in the teeth.
What the fuck do you think happened?
Not as colorful but probably a potential suicide. So rappel down from above so she doesn't see you until it's too late and stuff her back in the apartment. I have to say, that's how you do it. Fuck that 'we have to talk her down' shit.A local coal miner blacked out on crystal meth, thought his apartment building was work, and kicked the local falconer in the teeth.
What the fuck do you think happened?
A local coal miner blacked out on crystal meth, thought his apartment building was work, and kicked the local falconer in the teeth.
What the fuck do you think happened?
Lady was chilling on her window ledge, enjoying her freedom, when some communist guberment nanny-state employee took away her freedom to chill, violently forcing her back into the apartment.
Vote Bernie and this is your future, yo.
Lily wrote it, not Don.
Probably would be better if it was replaced with daughter or dad to make it better I guess as first name stuff like that makes it odd.
Are you slow in the head or something?
It's obviously a sneaky child named Lily trying to get her mom to tell her what her surprise present is by writing a letter in the guise of her dad named Don.