Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[destrekor]

https://www.google.com/search?q=sli...immer-exercise-mouthpiece-p-1327.html;540;320

Oh, my.

:awe:

 

[John Connor]

Did you notice who made it? Japan Trend Shop. Only the Jappanise could think of something like that. LOL

http://www.japantrendshop.com/face-slimmer-exercise-mouthpiece-p-1327.html

 

[Drako]

Did you notice who made it? Japan Trend Shop. Only the Jappanise could think of something like that. LOL

http://www.japantrendshop.com/face-slimmer-exercise-mouthpiece-p-1327.html

It fights wrinkles! :hmm:

 

[biostud]

 

[John Connor]

It fights wrinkles! :hmm:

I think a facial will help at that. LOL

 

[Gibsons]

I assume someone's made video of this thing in action? Not that it could be posted here :whiste:

 

[CZroe]

Did you notice who made it? Japan Trend Shop. Only the Jappanise could think of something like that. LOL

http://www.japantrendshop.com/face-slimmer-exercise-mouthpiece-p-1327.html

It doesn't say that anywhere. "Designsense, Inc. Atlanta, GA."

 

[biostud]

 

[BlitzPuppet]

 

[BlitzPuppet]

 

[rudeguy]

that is awesome!

 

[CZroe]

that is awesome!

Only needs some lasers and Peppy Hare saying "Do a barrel roll!" to be perfect.

 

[Skel]

 

[barreleye]

Moon-Watcher's Idiot Brother?

 

[dank69]

I remember the last time I wore assless chaps.

I was headed to my nearest ATM machine to input my PIN number. Unfortunately the LAN network was down due to a failed cyclic CRC check. Luckily the PoE ethernet device was able to bring up the internet IP protocol, even though the direct DC current adapter failed to power the PoE. I guess I should have counted my lucky stars the UPS provided an uninterrupted power supply to the alternating AC transformer which backed up the WAN area network. From there it went to the DNS name server across quite a few hyper HTTP protocol bridges to finally give me my cash money.

I then bought a semi-automatic machine gun rifle and used it to fire cartridge shells near the redundancy department to only end up with a minor fee of misdemeanor criminal unlicensed firearm discharge fine.

It was a long day, but damn I looked good in those chaps.

This forum will not tolerate redundancy in this forum.

 

[BlitzPuppet]

 

[Fritzo]

LOL- I did that on our honeymoon in Niagara Falls. We were on the 3rd floor of a nice hotel, and I decided to put some bubble bath in the Jacuzzi.

BAD IDEA.

The tub filled up a lot like the pic above, except the bubbles reached the ceiling and completely filled the room.

The next day, I went to the front desk to check out, and guy next to me was yelling at the manager about water dripping from the ceiling and on to his open suitcase, staining all of his clothes. I looked at his room key, and it said "216"...we were in "316".

Made a hasty exit

 

[BladeVenom]

 

[Drako]

That would be funny if it weren't so sad. :|

 

[CZroe]

Reminds me of the "I'd hit that!" Big Mac billboards McDonald's used to have around.

 

[Silver Prime]

lol...

How can we have sweep stake winners and lotery winners that can bank over 400 hundred million dollars having the state throw away that much money to a individual when millions are starving, billions of $$$ to throw around by building senseless roads, and trillions on new housings when millions of houses have no one living in them abanded, evicted and has ghost towns where no one lives...yet we have a huge debt with china...???

Fucking face palm, if every multi-billionair gives just 1 Billion out of there pockets we could repay china and be done with it.

 

[destrekor]

lol...



How can we have sweep stake winners and lotery winners that can bank over 400 hundred million dollars having the state throw away that much money to a individual when millions are starving, billions of $$$ to throw around by building senseless roads, and trillions on new housings when millions of houses have no one living in them abanded, evicted and has ghost towns where no one lives...yet we have a huge debt with china...???

Fucking face palm, if every multi-billionair gives just 1 Billion out of there pockets we could repay china and be done with it.

wat

 

[ZaneNBK]

lol...



How can we have sweep stake winners and lotery winners that can bank over 400 hundred million dollars having the state throw away that much money to a individual when millions are starving, billions of $$$ to throw around by building senseless roads, and trillions on new housings when millions of houses have no one living in them abanded, evicted and has ghost towns where no one lives...yet we have a huge debt with china...???

Fucking face palm, if every multi-billionair gives just 1 Billion out of there pockets we could repay china and be done with it.

Wow, just wow. Educate yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lottery

However, your post is quite appropriate for a comedy thread. Cliffs: Lottery winnings come from the money people spend to buy tickets, the government makes money off lotteries, which they are typically supposed to be spending on social programs.

No comment on the rest of your post.

And just so my post isn't entirely against the thread theme:

 

[BladeVenom]

Fucking face palm, if every multi-billionair gives just 1 Billion out of there pockets we could repay china and be done with it.

No. According to Forbes there are ~700 multi-billionaires (those with over 2 billion. We owe China over $1.3 trillion. So that would only cover half of what we owe China. In total the federal debt is over $16.8 trillion. The debt to China is just a small part of the federal debt.

 

[Gibsons]

Wow, just wow. Educate yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lottery

However, your post is quite appropriate for a comedy thread. Cliffs: Lottery winnings come from the money people spend to buy tickets, the government makes money off lotteries, which they are typically supposed to be spending on social programs.

No comment on the rest of your post.

And just so my post isn't entirely against the thread theme:

"The lottery is a tax on people who don't understand math."