yeah, see. this right here.
this is when things go to far, we get excited about stuff and we start building roller coasters in our yards and it all just goes out of whack and democracy collapses and the oceans swallow the land and the octopi miraculously win the Great Cetacean Incursion after surviving the assault on their last remaining outpost of the Cephalopod kingdom....because of our distractions and general love of killing ourselves, but no matter, the earth survives under
3 million years of Octopi peace (way better than our current ~260k, right?).
I want to be that guy, tbh.