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Dr. Zaus

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Since we're in Ancient Civ, my favorite Roman graffiti.

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History's first reference to an eskimo style snogging?
I do not comprehend what the picture has to do with the text has to do with whatever your racist ?sex? term is.
 
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Dr. Zaus

Lifer
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Since we're in Ancient Civ, my favorite Roman graffiti.

the-graffiti-of-ancient-rome-really-puts-our-bathroom-scrawls-to-shame-x-photos-212.png


History's first reference to an eskimo style snogging?
1) not an image of oral sex 2)only one woman 3) not sex against a wall 4) dogs do not a) *usually* perform oral sex b) *usually* perform it on girls c) *usually* perform it against a wall 5) Eskimo style a) is not the preferred term for natives in Alaska and western Canada b) not a style of sexual congrss, for either oral or vaginal sex c) is a kind of slang for a kis, which leads me to 6) If I read my Harry Potter properly, a) snogging is a colonialism in Britain for kissing b) Eskimo kisses are where you rub noses... however c) nothing so far has at all implied noses being rubbed, c1) not the oral sex in the text, c2) not the vagunal sex in the picture, and certainty c3) not the wall based oral bestiality needed to make anything said here make sense.

Final grade: F-
 
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kage69

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I do not comprehend what the picture has to do with the text has to do with whatever your racist ?sex? term is.

You're as confused as I suspected if you're being serious. Romans are a race? I wasn't referring to the Inuit, but the act of eating our from the back. This may surprise you but there is a lot more to British vernacular than what you find in a Harry Potter book. Damn, lighten the hell up Francis!

1) not an image of oral sex 2)only one woman 3) not sex against a wall 4) dogs do not a) *usually* perform oral sex b) *usually* perform it on girls c) *usually* perform it against a wall 5) Eskimo style a) is not the preferred term for natives in Alaska and western Canada b) not a style of sexual congrss, for either oral or vaginal sex c) is a kind of slang for a kis, which leads me to 6) If I read my Harry Potter properly, a) snogging is a colonialism in Britain for kissing b) Eskimo kisses are where you rub noses... however c) nothing so far has at all implied noses being rubbed, c1) not the oral sex in the text, c2) not the vagunal sex in the picture, and certainty c3) not the wall based oral bestiality needed to make anything said here make sense.

Final grade: F-

No, I think this makes it pretty clear you get the F- here snowflake. Wow. I'm not even going to bother explaining it to someone so bent on being offended. Go get laid. Please.
 
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Dr. Zaus

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You're as confused as I suspected if you're being serious. Romans are a race? I wasn't referring to the Inuit, but the act of eating our from the back. This may surprise you but there is a lot more to British vernacular than what you find in a Harry Potter book. Damn, lighten the hell up Francis!



No, I think this makes it pretty clear you get the F- here snowflake. Wow. I'm not even going to bother explaining it to someone so bent on being offended. Go get laid. Please.
Conservatism is a mind virus that makes one so hyper sensitive that even a joke using any degree of eloqution makes them see only that part, and react against it, like obama is personally shoving his big black dictionary into their annals of history.

Your manhood is so fragile it’s almost pathetic, but then I look at what you think an insult is and I realize - no not pathetic, just a waste of atoms.
 
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You're as confused as I suspected if you're being serious. Romans are a race? I wasn't referring to the Inuit, but the act of eating our from the back. This may surprise you but there is a lot more to British vernacular than what you find in a Harry Potter book. Damn, lighten the hell up Francis!



No, I think this makes it pretty clear you get the F- here snowflake. Wow. I'm not even going to bother explaining it to someone so bent on being offended. Go get laid. Please.

Conservatism is a mind virus that makes one so hyper sensitive that even a joke using any degree of eloqution makes them see only that part, and react against it, like obama is personally shoving his big black dictionary into their annals of history.

You are so immaculated its almost pathetic, but then I look at what you think an insult is and I realize - no not pathetic, just a waste of atoms.

This isn't the thread for being dicks to each other. Knock it off.

AT Moderator ElFenix
 

kage69

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This isn't the thread for being dicks to each other. Knock it off.

AT Moderator ElFenix

It isn't, which is why I said I wasn't going indulge him with further explanations. Hitting a nerve wasn't my intention either, although that certainly seems to have happened. Please note he's the only one resorting to insults. I just asked he lighten up. This is a light-hearted thread is it not?

No, this thread is for funny pics, so I'll continue treating it that way.

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To all that are deeply offended by the text not matching the art, I humbly apologize for all that inbound anguish.

Yes, this is a light-hearted thread, and it is NOT for cross talk or even your olive branch/mea culpa/whatever . . . that part of your post above where you answer Super Moderator El Fenix's bolded mod comment.

Want to respond to a mod's formal, bolded statement? There is only one appropriate venue, Moderator Discussions.

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