Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[BladeVenom]

For Antarctica!

 

[andylawcc]

You're gonna have a problem feeding 2.5 people from a 2 serving can. Apparently the best thing to best thing to do is divide the fish into 6 bags and pile it all together.

And when you got your six bags, you gotta transport them, because it's no good leaving in the deep freeze for your friends to smell, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is can them in a factory. You have get the factory up and running for a bit, then the site of a bag of fish will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta cut the heads off your fish, and pull the guts out for the sake of the factory's machines. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through factory parts, now do you? They will can fish like a knife goes butter. You need at least 16 machines to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of canners looking for fish. That means a single factory can process 2.5 servings per 2 serving can every minute. Hence the expression, "packed like sardines".

did you just made that up?

 

[destrekor]

You're gonna have a problem feeding 2.5 people from a 2 serving can. Apparently the best thing to best thing to do is divide the fish into 6 bags and pile it all together.

And when you got your six bags, you gotta transport them, because it's no good leaving in the deep freeze for your friends to smell, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is can them in a factory. You have get the factory up and running for a bit, then the site of a bag of fish will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta cut the heads off your fish, and pull the guts out for the sake of the factory's machines. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through factory parts, now do you? They will can fish like a knife goes butter. You need at least 16 machines to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of canners looking for fish. That means a single factory can process 2.5 servings per 2 serving can every minute. Hence the expression, "packed like sardines".

did you just made that up?

It was a pretty good effort, but not quite A+ material.
However, would read again.

 

[Newbian]

He better hit the ball from where it sits and not be a pussy and just take the penalty.

 

[Jeeebus]

did you just made that up?

Snatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM

 

[GagHalfrunt]

He's got the wrong club. Take the wedge and just get the ball back into play.

 

[Newbian]

He's got the wrong club. Take the wedge and just get the ball back into play.

I wonder what could possibly go wrong...

 

[Balt]

I wonder what could possibly go wrong...

:biggrin:

 

[andylawcc]

Snatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM

that's brill

 

[Phoenix86]

I missed a line about the pounds/minute, but it was a long day and it'll have to do.

 

[drebo]

thought that was a shallow wading pool?

Nope. It's a pool at a luxury hotel in Panama City.

I tried to find it on Youtube but came up blank. Seriously, though, just Netflix it. It's like Jackass but not stupid.

 

[SAWYER]

 

[ThatsABigOne]

I wonder what could possibly go wrong...

Wow, that movie.... I need to watch it, again!

 

[biostud]

 

[Fritzo]

...

Correct course of action taken.

 

[disappoint]

For Antarctica!

I saw this golfer, he was like "I want that handbag". I was like dude, you have to wait.

 

[skyking]

Correct course of action taken.

sissies.
We had hundreds of those proud mothers on the farm one year. Our answer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parathion
We drilled hundreds of post holes with a borrowed auger, and they moved right in. Dad devised a plan to drive the tractor by the rows of holes and give them some 'love'.

 

[Fritzo]

sissies.
We had hundreds of those proud mothers on the farm one year. Our answer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parathion
We drilled hundreds of post holes with a borrowed auger, and they moved right in. Dad devised a plan to drive the tractor by the rows of holes and give them some 'love'.

It is highly toxic to non-target organisms, including humans.
As a pesticide, parathion is generally applied by spraying. It is often applied to cotton, rice and fruit trees. The usual concentrations of ready-to-use solutions are 0.05 to 0.1%. The chemical is banned for use on many food crops.

Remind me to avoid produce from that farm D:

 

[CZroe]

Dude's shoe was clearly attracting a steady food supply for the Black Widow to consider it for raising a family. It needed to be burned anyway.

 

[skyking]

Remind me to avoid produce from that farm D:

I'm thinking you are good to go, since this was the late 60's
EDIT: and those of us who survived that time are fFFfffine I tell you, FINE!

 

[BladeVenom]

Detroit

Modern gaming

 

[Oyeve]

Detroit

Modern gaming

All three, brilliant!

 

[KeithTalent]

Oh man, I laughed so damn hard.

KT

 

[Jodell88]

 

[kage69]

You're gonna have a problem feeding 2.5 people from a 2 serving can. Apparently the best thing to best thing to do is divide the fish into 6 bags and pile it all together.

And when you got your six bags, you gotta transport them, because it's no good leaving in the deep freeze for your friends to smell, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is can them in a factory. You have get the factory up and running for a bit, then the site of a bag of fish will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta cut the heads off your fish, and pull the guts out for the sake of the factory's machines. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through factory parts, now do you? They will can fish like a knife goes butter. You need at least 16 machines to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of canners looking for fish. That means a single factory can process 2.5 servings per 2 serving can every minute. Hence the expression, "packed like sardines".

Gotta love Bricktop.

"Do you know who I am?"

"No."
"No."

*guy who looks like he's about to puke* "I do."


"Right, well that saves me some time."