Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Newbian]

 

[surfsatwerk]

lol so cute

 

[BladeVenom]

If they ever get hungry. Penguin looks easy to catch.

 

[nace186]

 

[nace186]

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Hahhaha:

 

[Jodell88]

 

[John Connor]

Detroit

I love to hack my ass off in games. I use to do this all the time in COD. I would create a username with non ASCII characters so that when some douche tried to kick me by vote they couldn't see my real name. It was totally cool too because when I was owning people the cheat had an audio clip it would play. Like, "take that bitch LOL." HAHAHAHA!

 

[John Connor]

lmfao! Hahahahaha

 

[Imp]

lol.. I remember that speed skate short track race. That was over a decade ago...

 

[Ruptga]

I love to hack my ass off in games. I use to do this all the time in COD. I would create a username with non ASCII characters so that when some douche tried to kick me by vote they couldn't see my real name. It was totally cool too because when I was owning people the cheat had an audio clip it would play. Like, "take that bitch LOL." HAHAHAHA!

 

[John Connor]

Faker. I don't see that picture in the site which make you a big douche!

 

[CZroe]

Modern gaming

So true, but NES Tetris is messed up: All pieces would be the same color unless the player is advancing levels without clearing lines.

 

[PottedMeat]

 

[Ichinisan]

I'm OK with venomous critters eating each other.

 

[HAL9000]

You're gonna have a problem feeding 2.5 people from a 2 serving can. Apparently the best thing to best thing to do is divide the fish into 6 bags and pile it all together.

And when you got your six bags, you gotta transport them, because it's no good leaving in the deep freeze for your friends to smell, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is can them in a factory. You have get the factory up and running for a bit, then the site of a bag of fish will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta cut the heads off your fish, and pull the guts out for the sake of the factory's machines. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through factory parts, now do you? They will can fish like a knife goes butter. You need at least 16 machines to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of canners looking for fish. That means a single factory can process 2.5 servings per 2 serving can every minute. Hence the expression, "packed like sardines".

Win.

 

[Fritzo]

Even Indy's last day of work before retirement couldn't pass without adventure...

 

[BladeVenom]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[TurtleCrusher]

I love to hack my ass off in games. I use to do this all the time in COD. I would create a username with non ASCII characters so that when some douche tried to kick me by vote they couldn't see my real name. It was totally cool too because when I was owning people the cheat had an audio clip it would play. Like, "take that bitch LOL." HAHAHAHA!

And vote for ban.

 

[Gibsons]

I love to hack my ass off in games. I use to do this all the time in COD. I would create a username with non ASCII characters so that when some douche tried to kick me by vote they couldn't see my real name. It was totally cool too because when I was owning people the cheat had an audio clip it would play. Like, "take that bitch LOL." HAHAHAHA!

Kurt Vonnegut drew a picture of you in Breakfast of Champions.

 

[CZroe]

I don't recall seeing Neo jump into the path of the bullets.

 

[phucheneh]

Is that Terry Bradshaw catching the football Like A Fucking Boss (tm)? I've grown to hate football commentators so much...but I will say, goddamn, that man has the skills to make regularly scheduled payments on previously incurred debts.

Also, I really think there should be three new rules in this thread:

1) No goddamned spiders.

2) No lame-ass sped up gifs. If the gif is of the 'showcasing a remarkable event' variety, it needs to be at regular speed (or in slow motion). Trying to make something look more impressive by speeding it up like a damned Benny Hill video is lame and you are lame for posting it.

3) NO GODDAMNED SPIDERS.

 

[John Connor]

And vote for ban.

"Let them hate me so long as they fear me." - Caligula

 

[John Connor]

LOL!