Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

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*like*
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[Soundmanred]

Am I the only person who owns chains?

Yes.
The rest of us don't have to lock women up to get them to stay.

 

[WelshBloke]

Yes.
The rest of us don't have to lock women up to get them to stay.

We don't *have* to lock them up...

Its just fun sometimes. :wub:

 

[gevorg]

 

[gevorg]

panera twerk (NSFW?)

 

[biostud]

 

[William Gaatjes]

Ali Campbell !

 

[Arcadio]

Lol at the guys who look back at the last second before the tank stops.

 

[Fritzo]

Thank you for this. I now realize after all these years I've been eating watermelon in the incorrect manner.

 

[96Firebird]

I thought that truck was pulling out another vehicle... :hmm:

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Fritzo]

Brilliant!

 

[skyking]

Oh damn, that is probably only possible at Walmarts and big Fred Meyer stores.
Edit: Not going to clog up the hume thread, but I am going to do this

 

[destrekor]

Oh damn, that is probably only possible at Walmarts and big Fred Meyer stores.

Not Kroger tags, but it would be possible at Kroger too. Most grocery stores, in fact. Most have book isles and personal care items.

 

[HN]

 

[shortylickens]

I think those allegations of point-shaving are ridiculous.

 

[dougp]

He was told not to shoot in the middle of the shot. He didn't actually make the attempt ...

 

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panera twerk (NSFW?)

Racist remark deleted.

I thought that truck was pulling out another vehicle... :hmm:

Hard to tell.

 

[IronWing]

Jesus fish!

 

[Phoenix86]

1.25 cans per can!

 

[Gibsons]

1.25 cans per can!

I guess the whole conservation of matter thing was wrong after all.

 

[Phoenix86]

I guess the whole conservation of matter thing was wrong after all.

You're gonna have a problem feeding 2.5 people from a 2 serving can. Apparently the best thing to best thing to do is divide the fish into 6 bags and pile it all together.

And when you got your six bags, you gotta transport them, because it's no good leaving in the deep freeze for your friends to smell, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is can them in a factory. You have get the factory up and running for a bit, then the site of a bag of fish will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta cut the heads off your fish, and pull the guts out for the sake of the factory's machines. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through factory parts, now do you? They will can fish like a knife goes butter. You need at least 16 machines to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of canners looking for fish. That means a single factory can process 2.5 servings per 2 serving can every minute. Hence the expression, "packed like sardines".

 

[Newbian]

Most are funny but true:

http://imgur.com/a/H6vfA

 

[Newbian]

 

[Jodell88]