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Jade Helm 15: The US takeover of Texas

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Of course, it's because they're conservatives. As we all know, there are no simpleton liberals just following the herd.

LOL, Democrats. You've got your heads so far up your own asses, you think the rest of the world smells like your shit.

Of course there are simpleton liberals, the difference is that other liberals shame them where as righties embrace their simpletons and forward emails and sell shirts like, "miss me yet?", and "come get my gun". The biggest reason we don't have a lot of liberals in government (at the same level we have righties) is precisely because they don't subscribe to the herd mentality.

But you know this and you know just how fucking stupid the right is, which is why all you do now is spout your false equivalence bullshit (this will be at least twice just today alone). You've gotten tired of defending stupid so now you just try shitting on dems anytime one of your own is attacked.

You are a hack and you not only support stupidity, you vote for it and you practice it religiously😉
 
U.S. Army Lt. Col. Mark Lastoria deserves recognition for keeping a straight face. I would have gone full on Dr.Strangelove and watched the group implode. 😀
 
Listen, y'all.

Glenn Beck, Alex Jones and KKKliven Bundy all picked up the transmission on their back left molar crowns. This is how we know this conspiracy is true. Besides, Glenn Beck drew a pretty good chalkboard diagram outlining all of this.

KingObummer™ is currently working on a secret plot to have preteen hispanics from Central America invade the US. He is working hand-in-hand with ISIS to train these preteen Hispanics with calves the size of cantaloupes to form DeathPanels™, which will be inoculated with Ebola, and then sent here to take away your guns before sending you to FEMA camps to get gay married. All of this will be legal because Christianity is just about to be outlawed.

Also: Benghazi.
 
Fuck NO. In fact, I am enjoying his silence. You can't say much good about Jr. but I wish Dick Cheney had at least that much class after the fuck ups he pushed Bush (and us) into.

I don't think anybody with any sense is missing GWB. Whatever you may think about Obama, at least he isn't sending our troops into trillion dollar quagmires or destroying our financial system as we know it.


But, despite all of that, this girl appears to miss him. She even thinks it is so obvious that we should miss him, that she wears a shirt to make a point of it. What kind of bubble do these people live in where GWB is remembered fondly?
 
I don't think anybody with any sense is missing GWB. Whatever you may think about Obama, at least he isn't sending our troops into trillion dollar quagmires or destroying our financial system as we know it.


But, despite all of that, this girl appears to miss him. She even thinks it is so obvious that we should miss him, that she wears a shirt to make a point of it. What kind of bubble do these people live in where GWB is remembered fondly?
No, literally 27% of the country is brain-dead, dead-ender true believers in Bush II, or anything that Master Limbaugh is currently neural vomiting.

They spend money to put up billboard with Bush II and the "miss me yet".
 
Listen, y'all.

Glenn Beck, Alex Jones and KKKliven Bundy all picked up the transmission on their back left molar crowns. This is how we know this conspiracy is true. Besides, Glenn Beck drew a pretty good chalkboard diagram outlining all of this.

KingObummer™ is currently working on a secret plot to have preteen hispanics from Central America invade the US. He is working hand-in-hand with ISIS to train these preteen Hispanics with calves the size of cantaloupes to form DeathPanels™, which will be inoculated with Ebola, and then sent here to take away your guns before sending you to FEMA camps to get gay married. All of this will be legal because Christianity is just about to be outlawed.

Also: Benghazi.

8.5/10 needs more illuminati/lizard people.
 
Listen, y'all.

Glenn Beck, Alex Jones and KKKliven Bundy all picked up the transmission on their back left molar crowns. This is how we know this conspiracy is true. Besides, Glenn Beck drew a pretty good chalkboard diagram outlining all of this.

KingObummer™ is currently working on a secret plot to have preteen hispanics from Central America invade the US. He is working hand-in-hand with ISIS to train these preteen Hispanics with calves the size of cantaloupes to form DeathPanels™, which will be inoculated with Ebola, and then sent here to take away your guns before sending you to FEMA camps to get gay married. All of this will be legal because Christianity is just about to be outlawed.

Also: Benghazi.

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Good friend of mine goes to one of those huge religious ministerial retreats (indoctrination camps) somewhere in Texas every year. And every time he returns home he is ever more pumped up with politically influenced dogma mixed in with a religious fervor that well, kind'a scares me in some ways.

He freely admits that he knows what those retreats are doing to him, yet, because he feels a sense of fulfillment like no other source of inspiration that he's yet experienced, he feels he's on the right track toward finding his way to heaven.

I asked him what politics had to do with walking the straight and narrow path and what I got back was a presentation.....a wide eyed mesmerized thousand yard staring presentation of how politics and religion would save him and the nation from destruction.

I never brought up that particular subject again, yet, because he is still a good friend of mine, at times I have to patiently sit and listen to him recite his teachings until I find a plausible way to excuse myself. And those hours long DVD's that he drops in my lap and expects an in-depth discussion about it the following day. I've just about run out of excuses as to why I haven't listened to them yet. lol

Don't know what really goes on when he's in Texas, don't care to know. But when my friend mentioned that Rick Perry occasionally attended those gatherings I pretty much turn a deaf ear to whatever my friend has to say about his revelations there.
 
That's creepy as hell!

Good friend of mine goes to one of those huge religious ministerial retreats (indoctrination camps) somewhere in Texas every year. And every time he returns home he is ever more pumped up with politically influenced dogma mixed in with a religious fervor that well, kind'a scares me in some ways.

He freely admits that he knows what those retreats are doing to him, yet, because he feels a sense of fulfillment like no other source of inspiration that he's yet experienced, he feels he's on the right track toward finding his way to heaven.

I asked him what politics had to do with walking the straight and narrow path and what I got back was a presentation.....a wide eyed mesmerized thousand yard staring presentation of how politics and religion would save him and the nation from destruction.

I never brought up that particular subject again, yet, because he is still a good friend of mine, at times I have to patiently sit and listen to him recite his teachings until I find a plausible way to excuse myself. And those hours long DVD's that he drops in my lap and expects an in-depth discussion about it the following day. I've just about run out of excuses as to why I haven't listened to them yet. lol

Don't know what really goes on when he's in Texas, don't care to know. But when my friend mentioned that Rick Perry occasionally attended those gatherings I pretty much turn a deaf ear to whatever my friend has to say about his revelations there.
 
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This is why I believe the republican candidates actually know better then they let on.
They just have the need to play to their base, i.e. the Texas-isk folks.
Dumb & dumber & dumbest.
But after they get in, elected, its all about the money$$$ and the power.
Because we all know not a single one of these guys give a crap about the big bad government, terrorist, or their religion that they so proudly wear on their sleeve.
I mean really... Ted Cruz? Rand Paul? Jeb Bush? Rick Perry? Religious?
Shit, they just hope their Satan worshiping blood sucking cell phone videos never come to light.
 
Good friend of mine goes to one of those huge religious ministerial retreats (indoctrination camps) somewhere in Texas every year. And every time he returns home he is ever more pumped up with politically influenced dogma mixed in with a religious fervor that well, kind'a scares me in some ways.

He freely admits that he knows what those retreats are doing to him, yet, because he feels a sense of fulfillment like no other source of inspiration that he's yet experienced, he feels he's on the right track toward finding his way to heaven.

I asked him what politics had to do with walking the straight and narrow path and what I got back was a presentation.....a wide eyed mesmerized thousand yard staring presentation of how politics and religion would save him and the nation from destruction.

I never brought up that particular subject again, yet, because he is still a good friend of mine, at times I have to patiently sit and listen to him recite his teachings until I find a plausible way to excuse myself. And those hours long DVD's that he drops in my lap and expects an in-depth discussion about it the following day. I've just about run out of excuses as to why I haven't listened to them yet. lol

Don't know what really goes on when he's in Texas, don't care to know. But when my friend mentioned that Rick Perry occasionally attended those gatherings I pretty much turn a deaf ear to whatever my friend has to say about his revelations there.

😱
 
if i lived there i would have went for lols.

Lastoria should have started his presentation then had a few dozen fully outfitted soldiers assemble around the exits
 

We should all chip on some money and buy some ad space on that site. We could post something outrageous each week or sell stupid t-shirts.

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I almost wish I lived down there (I said "almost"!) because I have some shortwave gear that I could have some real fun with.

I hope someone down there is having some similar fun with these morons.
 
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