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I've got cancer

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HAL9000 said:
I have nothing positive to contribute to this thread.

Neckbeard out.
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I came in to this thread without looking at who the OP was.

Then I clicked on a link that talked about a bleeding wang.

Then neckrub posted this.

If we get a pic of waffles, this thread will be complete.
 
rudeguy said:
If we get a pic of waffles, this thread will be complete.
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I had an ex who said that he said he likes to come 6 times in a row because after that blood comes out instead.... then he asked if he could bleed for me... then I dumped him.

OP, see a doc, before the psychosis (see above) sets in.
 
dardarla said:
I had an ex who said that he said he likes to come 6 times in a row because after that blood comes out instead.... then he asked if he could bleed for me... then I dumped him.

OP, see a doc, before the psychosis (see above) sets in.
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that's about the grossest thing i've ever heard of.
 
Got an appointment with a primary care doctor this friday.

It's a lady. I don't know how to feel about that. She's not attractive at all from her picture they posted online. I didn't choose her btw. I had two choices, both were women. 😛
 
dardarla said:
I had an ex who said that he said he likes to come 6 times in a row because after that blood comes out instead.... then he asked if he could bleed for me... then I dumped him.

OP, see a doc, before the psychosis (see above) sets in.
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D: just... D:
 
guyver01 said:
He's still got a LONG way to go to catch jerboy
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to be fair to trident i only went back to november or so when i started the scroll. i'm sure it would be 3 or 4 scrolls by now if i had more time. i'm not sure what i'll do next time he starts a thread.
 
TridenT said:
Cancer!

Let's face it. I've got the cancer! That post wasn't me, but I am experiencing shit similar to that. Sad times guys.

I might die. You might never see me on these forums again! And here I thought masturbation would prevent this prostate cancer from happenin'!

:'(

At least I know who I need to see now... a urologist.
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[Removed potentially NSFW picture of an attention whore.]

MotionMan
 
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TridenT said:
Cancer!

Let's face it. I've got the cancer! That post wasn't me, but I am experiencing shit similar to that. Sad times guys.

I might die. You might never see me on these forums again! And here I thought masturbation would prevent this prostate cancer from happenin'!

:'(

At least I know who I need to see now... a urologist.
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That would be nice.
 
I just got back from the urologist. I had acute prostatitis. I was on some of the strongest antibiotics I've never heard of. Don't make up shit about the prostate- that's some serious shit. Shit.
 
Wag said:
I just got back from the urologist. I had acute prostatitis. I was on some of the strongest antibiotics I've never heard of. Don't make up shit about the prostate- that's some serious shit. Shit.
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That sucks.

What's weird is all I have is bleeding, no pain at all. My legs are sore, but I think that's just from moving around. :\
 
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