I've got cancer

[TridenT]

Cancer!

Let's face it. I've got the cancer! That post wasn't me, but I am experiencing shit similar to that. Sad times guys.

I might die. You might never see me on these forums again! And here I thought masturbation would prevent this prostate cancer from happenin'!

:'(

At least I know who I need to see now... a urologist.

 

[OCGuy]

wat

 

[apac]

I will never, ever, ever click a link with "bleeding penis" in the url.


Ever.

 

[coxmaster]

Uhhhh

 

[Capt Caveman]

Better you than me.

 

[TridenT]

I will never, ever, ever click a link with "bleeding penis" in the url.


Ever.

It's actually SFW. 😛

 

[her209]

Stop sticking chopsticks up your urethra.

 

[ahenkel]

If there was an award for pathetic Trident would be be the winner now and forever. No other contender will ever come close.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

nobody cares though about this or anything you have to say.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Have 'em chop it off and sew it up.

Not like you were gonna use it anyway.

 

[TridenT]

Have 'em chop it off and sew it up.

Not like you were gonna use it anyway.

Probably what will happen.

 

[preslove]

The most pathetic thing about this is that, even if he's not trolling, no one will believe him or care.

Jesus.

 

[Demo24]

About time for this I guess, Neckbeard has been taking all the attention away lately. This was a poor attempt though. -10/10 on trident thread scale.

 

[irishScott]

Stop sticking fruit loops up your urethra.

Fixed.

 

[BudAshes]

I'm sorry, that's terrible.

 

[artikk]

This is good news.

 

[eits]

um, wtf is wrong with you?

 

[SlowSpyder]

At least I know who I need to see now... a urologist.

Don't waste your money. It's just your penis committing suicide. Essentially a non-issue for you.

 

[guyver01]

I might die. You might never see me on these forums again!

 

[HAL9000]

I have nothing positive to contribute to this thread.

Neckbeard out.

 

[guyver01]

I have nothing positive to contribute to ANY thread.

QFT

 

[ElFenix]

time to update the scroll!

 

[alfa147x]

Sigh I got my hopes up and everything...

 

[wheresmybacon]

I thought trolls couldn't get cancer; that their innate regenerative ability prevented it.

 

[zinfamous]

The most pathetic thing about this is that, even if he's not trolling, no one will believe him or care.

Jesus.

rAmen