I've been eating a pint of ice cream a day.

[IronWing]

I’ve been eating paint chips every day after work. My wife thinks I’m depressed but they taste so good. Any dips I should try?

 

[lxskllr]

I walk alot. Just on the weekend alone I took about 50k steps. That's on Sat and Sunday. That's a lot of steps. I'm not sedentary, and I do eat clean for the most part. Ice cream is a weakness of mine. I think it has to do with me feeling a bit stressed lately.

50k steps? You sure about that? that's ~28 miles.

 

[BudAshes]

I’ve been eating paint chips every day after work. My wife thinks I’m depressed but they taste so good. Any dips I should try?

Try the Lead based ones. Delicious and they work as birth control!

 

[Muse]

Speaking of ridiculous eating I'm a few timbits short of polishing off a box of 20 in one sitting. 😱

I walked to Tim Horton's but that probably only burnt like half a timbit's worth of calories lol.

I just ate a great big fresh homemade salad including my homegrown tomatoes and purple tree collards. Knarly.

 

[Muse]

50k steps? You sure about that? that's ~28 miles.

I misread it first time. Meant maybe 50,000 steps. Assuming 30" steps, that would be 23.7 miles. Possible, but unlikely.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

I’ve been eating paint chips every day after work. My wife thinks I’m depressed but they taste so good. Any dips I should try?

Look under the sink, that's where you find the really yummy stuff. Try some drain cleaner or if you're in the mood for a nice citrus-y zing some lemon Pledge.

 

[snoopy7548]

I'm fairly partial to drywall compound. Has the consistency of ice cream but none of the calories!

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

I'm fairly partial to drywall compound. Has the consistency of ice cream but none of the calories!

And you don't have to microwave it before scooping.

 

[Indus]

Ahh the after work relaxation.

I used to do strawberry milk when I was a kid.

After 21 it became beer.

After 23 it became jack and coke.

After 25 it became kahlua with cream.

Now it's currently ice cream sandwiches.

Everyone has a relaxation technique, don't fret.

 

[nakedfrog]

Richie P ate a pint of Bens and Jerrys everynight before bed for years... Then he had a heart attack.

Gross.

 

[nakedfrog]

I’ve been eating paint chips every day after work. My wife thinks I’m depressed but they taste so good. Any dips I should try?

Flux paste?

 

[Fritzo]

Eating over 1000 calories in a sitting DAILY is terrible for your body. Can I suggest substituting 15 minutes of cardio or doing 3 sets of 15 pushups instead? If you get your heart pumping, the desire to eat tends to go away.

 

[lxskllr]

Eating over 1000 calories in a sitting DAILY is terrible for your body. Can I suggest substituting 15 minutes of cardio or doing 3 sets of 15 pushups instead? If you get your heart pumping, the desire to eat tends to go away.

Yea, when I think I want some ice cream, I like to run around my yard and do pushups. That's sooo much better.

:^P

got this over the weekend...

Amazing!

 

[Fritzo]

Yea, when I think I want some ice cream, I like to run around my yard and do pushups. That's sooo much better.

:^P

got this over the weekend...

Amazing!

Taking a cereal bowl full of pills to keep your heart working when you're 55 is SOOOOO much better 🙄

 

[nakedfrog]

Yea, when I think I want some ice cream, I like to run around my yard and do pushups. That's sooo much better.

:^P

got this over the weekend...

Amazing!

I'll bet it is, we don't get the Tillamook ice creams here, so I can only get them when traveling. Last time I went to CO I brought a cooler with the express intent of bringing some home with me.

 

[lxskllr]

I'll bet it is, we don't get the Tillamook ice creams here, so I can only get them when traveling. Last time I went to CO I brought a cooler with the express intent of bringing some home with me.

I'm not sure how widespread it is here. I got it at my new Sprouts store. I don't usually go to the icecream aisle, but I wanted to checkout everything they had. The week before I got this...

That was really good too. Better than Talenti.

 

[snoopy7548]

Taking a cereal bowl full of pills to keep your heart working when you're 55 is SOOOOO much better 🙄

As long as you can smother the pills in ice cream, I don't see a problem... 😀

 

[BudAshes]

Look under the sink, that's where you find the really yummy stuff. Try some drain cleaner or if you're in the mood for a nice citrus-y zing some lemon Pledge.

 

[Muse]

Eating over 1000 calories in a sitting DAILY is terrible for your body. Can I suggest substituting 15 minutes of cardio or doing 3 sets of 15 pushups instead? If you get your heart pumping, the desire to eat tends to go away.

Scary thing is if you go to a typical fast food joint, you might be eating farily in excess of 1000 calories in that meal. Maybe well over 1500. Maybe a double cheese, fries, chocolate shake. I'm thinking 1700.

 

[Fritzo]

Scary thing is if you go to a typical fast food joint, you might be eating farily in excess of 1000 calories in that meal. Maybe well over 1500. Maybe a double cheese, fries, chocolate shake. I'm thinking 1700.

Safe bet: Wendy's Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe + small chili and diet cola. Lots of protein and under 600 calories.

 

[Muse]

Safe bet: Wendy's Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe + small chili and diet cola. Lots of protein and under 600 calories.

Just checking, you're not talking about Carl's Jr., but Wendy's?

 

[Fritzo]

Just checking, you're not talking about Carl's Jr., but Wendy's?

Yep. It's my go-to lunch once a week. They'll usually combo it for under $5.

 

[zinfamous]

Just checking, you're not talking about Carl's Jr., but Wendy's?

let me re-write: Wendy's, Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe, + ...

It's a Jr. Cheeseburger.

Not Wendy's Jr.

😀

 

[BudAshes]

Safe bet: Wendy's Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe + small chili and diet cola. Lots of protein and under 600 calories.

Best part is that your coworkers get to enjoy your musical toots!

 

[Mai72]

50k steps? You sure about that? that's ~28 miles.

Yep. That's what I log onto my Google fitness app. 50k steps on Sat and Sunday.