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It's all over.. starting this Saturday

I'm pretty stoked, these idiots have been all over Union Square for months now. My favorite part is that their prediction is VERY specific; there's supposed to be a huge earthquake just before 6PM on Saturday.

I for one am going to happy hour and having an apocalypse party to celebrate.
 
For Christians that try to predict the date I would ask them how they know when even Jesus didn't know?

Mark 13:32 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be on guard! Be alert! You do not know when that time will come."
 
Did they factor in Daylight Saving Time, including areas that don't observe it? The International Date Line?
 
Not to mention all those leap seconds we've put in. I for one am just glad to know that Jesus operates in my time zone, I don't want to have to get up at 4AM or something just for the Rapture.
 
matt0611 said:
For Christians that try to predict the date I would ask them how they know when even Jesus didn't know?

Mark 13:32 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be on guard! Be alert! You do not know when that time will come."
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Some of these people put themselves rather higher in G-d's regard than is Jesus.
 
Just curious, if this really is the rapture.. and God reveals himself to you, zsdersw, and says being gay is immoral and you will go to hell for it, will you post a message in ATPN saying God is a bigoted redneck teabagger? :sneaky:
 
I think this end of the world thing is great. It will save me a lot of money. If the world ends on 21 MAY, then I won't have to take the wife out for a fancy dinner on our wedding anniversary, which is 22 MAY.
 
Can anyone explain to me how "Family Radio" came up with this date specifically, and how they know exactly the world will end (earthquakes, etc)? None of these specifics are mentioned in the bible.
 
Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines which cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits


<wanders off to learn to swim>
 
Fear No Evil said:
Just curious, if this really is the rapture.. and God reveals himself to you, zsdersw, and says being gay is immoral and you will go to hell for it, will you post a message in ATPN saying God is a bigoted redneck teabagger? :sneaky:
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No, but if God reveals himself to me and says those things, my reply will be: "Then you fucked up when you made me."
 
Apparently I misunderstood things. According to one of my favorite news sources ( http://www.doonesbury.com ) this Saturday is the rapture, the world actually won't end for the rest of us until October.

So my party for Sunday is back on, but I'm not going to buy the booze until late Saturday, just in case.
 
Have some fun with these people. I've been trying to convince them to hand over all their worldly possessions to me to show their conviction and beliefs in the rapture being upon us.

So far no takers... Let me know if you find a way to get their stuff!
 
I should have started hawking Rapture ready jogging suits a few months ago - another missed opportunity.

I'll catch the next one.
 
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