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It just occurred to me that bacon is more harmful than marijuana

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Arkitech

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Before you ask, no I'm not high (or even buzzed).


If you ate bacon three times a day for a month vs ingesting weed three times a day for a month, without a doubt bacon (although magically delicious) would cause far more harm to the body than weed.


Other things more harmful than weed:

fried chicken
cigarettes (of course)
paris hilton movies (number one brain cell killer)
any album released by an artist with "lil" or "big" in their name
big macs
whoppers
rush limbaugh radio
guns


I rest my case ladies and gentlemen, bacon is without a doubt your best friend and worst enemy.
 
If I ate a quarter ounce of bacon a day vs. a 1/4 of weed...

Then take it to the logical conclusion - eating a 1/4 POUND of bacon vs a 1/4 POUND of weed. Which is more harmful?
 
spidey07 said:
If I ate a quarter ounce of bacon a day vs. a 1/4 of weed...

Then take it to the logical conclusion - eating a 1/4 POUND of bacon vs a 1/4 POUND of weed. Which is more harmful?
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bacon would still be more harmful. if you ate a 1/4 pound of weed you would'nt wake up til 2012
 
Arkitech said:
I rest my case ladies and gentlemen, bacon is without a doubt your best friend and worst enemy.
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Forgive me but you have not presented a "case." You have made a statement without a single piece of factual evidence to back it up. If this was a man made global warming debate that might be accepted but you are talking about bacon and weed and there are too many experts on those subjects in ATOT for you to get away with that crap.

-KeithP
 
Bacon is SO GOOD, that you add it to other foods to make them taste better!

Cheeseburger? Blah. Bacon cheeseburger? Whoa!
Salad? Ugh. Bacon bits? YEAH!!
Potato? Sigh. Crumbled bacon? WOOHOO!!

The list is endless.
 
ZOMG... it just occurred to me that Arkitech's posts are more harmful to me than bacon and weed... combined. Think about it... if you had to read Arkitech's posts three times a day vs reading about bacon and weed, without a doubt Arkitech's posts would cause far more harm to your brain than reading about bacon and weed.

Other things more harmful to your intelligence than Arkitech's posts:

[WORK IN PROGRESS]
 
I AM BACON
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i laugh at your drugs
 
It still amazes me that a pig can turn something as disgusting as broccoli and turn it into something as delicious as bacon.
 
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