It just occurred to me that bacon is more harmful than marijuana

[Arkitech]

Before you ask, no I'm not high (or even buzzed).


If you ate bacon three times a day for a month vs ingesting weed three times a day for a month, without a doubt bacon (although magically delicious) would cause far more harm to the body than weed.


Other things more harmful than weed:

fried chicken
cigarettes (of course)
paris hilton movies (number one brain cell killer)
any album released by an artist with "lil" or "big" in their name
big macs
whoppers
rush limbaugh radio
guns


I rest my case ladies and gentlemen, bacon is without a doubt your best friend and worst enemy.

 

[iGas]

Don't forget to include ATOT in your shortlist.

 

[cheezy321]

your thoughts intrigue me.

Do you have a newsletter i could subscribe to?

 

[Brainonska511]

Yeah, but bacon is mad delicious.

 

[Arkitech]

Yeah, but bacon is mad delicious.

magically delicious, magically delicious


get the phrase right or you're banned from bacon

 

[spidey07]

If I ate a quarter ounce of bacon a day vs. a 1/4 of weed...

Then take it to the logical conclusion - eating a 1/4 POUND of bacon vs a 1/4 POUND of weed. Which is more harmful?

 

[Brainonska511]

magically delicious, magically delicious


get the phrase right or you're banned from bacon

Bah. I can use whatever phrasing I please.

 

[Arkitech]

Yeah, but bacon is mad delicious.

it also just occurred to me that weed makes bacon even MORE delicious


*scrambles to make the world's first bacon bong*

 

[Arkitech]

If I ate a quarter ounce of bacon a day vs. a 1/4 of weed...

Then take it to the logical conclusion - eating a 1/4 POUND of bacon vs a 1/4 POUND of weed. Which is more harmful?

bacon would still be more harmful. if you ate a 1/4 pound of weed you would'nt wake up til 2012

 

[KeithP]

I rest my case ladies and gentlemen, bacon is without a doubt your best friend and worst enemy.

Forgive me but you have not presented a "case." You have made a statement without a single piece of factual evidence to back it up. If this was a man made global warming debate that might be accepted but you are talking about bacon and weed and there are too many experts on those subjects in ATOT for you to get away with that crap.

-KeithP

 

[Fritzo]

Bacon is SO GOOD, that you add it to other foods to make them taste better!

Cheeseburger? Blah. Bacon cheeseburger? Whoa!
Salad? Ugh. Bacon bits? YEAH!!
Potato? Sigh. Crumbled bacon? WOOHOO!!

The list is endless.

 

[spidey07]

bacon would still be more harmful. if you ate a 1/4 pound of weed you would'nt wake up til 2012

Need to tell you about my college years.

 

[El Guaraguao]

Bacon is overrated.

 

[Jeeebus]

ZOMG... it just occurred to me that Arkitech's posts are more harmful to me than bacon and weed... combined. Think about it... if you had to read Arkitech's posts three times a day vs reading about bacon and weed, without a doubt Arkitech's posts would cause far more harm to your brain than reading about bacon and weed.

Other things more harmful to your intelligence than Arkitech's posts:

[WORK IN PROGRESS]

 

[Dominato3r]

Let me add to the album one, any album containing:

Jonas
Cyrus
Swift
Lovatao (sp?)
selena gomez

 

[SparkyJJO]

bacon would still be more harmful. if you ate a 1/4 pound of weed you would'nt wake up til 2012

Just in time for the end of the Mayan calendar and end of the world. Crap.

 

[FoBoT]

I AM BACON

i laugh at your drugs

 

[lxskllr]

Bacon is overrated.

Heresy!! I'd be a vegetarian if someone cooked my food for me, and even I see how bacon is a divine gift from the gods.

 

[AdamK47]

It still amazes me that a pig can turn something as disgusting as broccoli and turn it into something as delicious as bacon.

 

[cheezy321]

It still amazes me that a pig can turn something as disgusting as broccoli and turn it into something as delicious as bacon.

It still amazes me that you steal jokes from Jim Gaffigan and act as if they are your own.

 

[AdamK47]

Nah, he used an apple

 

[Matthiasa]

Only if doing nothing. I would say your far safer if driving after eating bacon then after smoking marijuana.

 

[lxskllr]

Only if doing nothing. I would say your far safer if driving after eating bacon then after smoking marijuana.

Not a chance. Bacon grease makes your hands slippery. You'll lose control of the steering wheel :^P

 

[cheezy321]

Fair enough

 

[Matthiasa]

Not a chance. Bacon grease makes your hands slippery. You'll lose control of the steering wheel :^P

Bacon is better crispy not a gross soggy mess.
You are doing it wrong.