Is America ready for gay/bi Superman?

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nOOky

nOOky

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I don't give a shit about Superman's son being gay. But if Batman can kill him too I will have no more time for reading or watching such foolishness. Like Batman would even stand a chance in real life, gah. Christopher Reeve must have been turning over in his grave when Batman V Supeman came out.
 
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fskimospy

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nOOky said:
I don't give a shit about Superman's son being gay. But if Batman can kill him too I will have no more time for reading or watching such foolishness. Like Batman would even stand a chance in real life, gah. Christopher Reeve must have been turning over in his grave when Batman V Supeman came out.
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In the (very small) defense of that shitty movie Superman said he could have killed Batman but chose not to, up until the point that Batman ambushes him with the kryptonite. Because apparently everyone on earth is issued like 5 pounds of kryptonite at birth.
 
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pmv

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Just as long as they don't do what they did with Doctor Who...and give him a Northern accent.

Doctor Who is _not_ a Northerner. Stop getting Doctor Who wrong.
 
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sdifox

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pmv said:
Just as long as they don't do what they did with Doctor Who...and give him a Northern accent.

Doctor Who is _not_ a Northerner. Stop getting Doctor Who wrong.
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You mean a woman is fine, but change the accent is no good?
 
Pohemi

Pohemi

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fskimospy said:
Because apparently everyone on earth is issued like 5 pounds of kryptonite at birth.
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It's obviously an 'easy-out' plot crutch solution, I would agree there. But for argument sake...everyone on earth is NOT Batman with the resources of Wayne Enterprises. He's a crafty and resourceful one, which is what makes him bats.

He essentially has methods to deal with and/or kill (or at least subdue) EVERY other member of the Justice League...'if need be'. Bats is all about covering contingencies.
 
Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

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BurnItDwn said:
Wasn't superman always gay? Wasn't his Lois Lane thing just a cover?
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This would be a non ham handed and interesting idea.
Superman being in the closet or not really knowing what he likes. Him avoiding Lois’s advances. That legitimately could be an interesting story.
 
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pmv

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sdifox said:
Lol they are not the only ones.
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Probably because I listen to LBC too much. If a caller on there has a Northern accent, I can often guess what they are going to say, and that I'll disagree with it (especially if they are also old).

The new pattern seems to be elite, privately educated politicians (products of Eton or Harrow or Dulwich College) looking to gain support from older, white, Northern voters. Perhaps the geographical inverse of the US pattern.
 
TheELF

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pmv said:
Can't help but think there's a high risk of complications during pregnancy if a human woman has a super-embryo - complete with super-strength - inside her.
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First of all lois would have to survive having super bullet sperm of steel being shot into her...
Does anybody know if (and how) they explained that in the comics?!
 
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sdifox

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TheELF said:
First of all lois would have to survive having super bullet sperm of steel being shot into her...
Does anybody know if (and how) they explained that in the comics?!
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She cheated with Lex.
 
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raildogg

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Millions are suffering from America's bullshit wars and shitlibs are worried about gay or straight superheroes. This defines the modern day liberal - a true shitlib.
 
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nakedfrog

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raildogg said:
Millions are suffering from America's bullshit wars and shitlibs are worried about gay or straight superheroes. This defines the modern day liberal - a true shitlib.
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I'm gonna let you in a on a little secret, you idiotic fuckshit... "shitlibs" aren't the ones worried about it.
Do tell us more about how you're an "independent" and "anyone who 'believes' in politics is stupid" though. It's a very convincing act, let me tell you.
 
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raildogg

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nakedfrog said:
I'm gonna let you in a on a little secret, you idiotic fuckshit... "shitlibs" aren't the ones worried about it.
Do tell us more about how you're an "independent" and "anyone who 'believes' in politics is stupid" though. It's a very convincing act, let me tell you.
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Hey shitlib, glad you responded. I'm sure your one of the many shitlibs who pats themselves on the back for stupid stuff like this. Instead of being outraged over real injustice, shitlibs like you find fluff to spend your time on. Eff off.
 
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Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

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raildogg said:
Hey shitlib, glad you responded. I'm sure your one of the many shitlibs who pats themselves on the back for stupid stuff like this. Instead of being outraged over real injustice, shitlibs like you find fluff to spend your time on. Eff off.
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Huh?
 
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raildogg said:
Hey shitlib, glad you responded. I'm sure your one of the many shitlibs who pats themselves on the back for stupid stuff like this. Instead of being outraged over real injustice, shitlibs like you find fluff to spend your time on. Eff off.
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Sniff more glue!
 
nakedfrog

nakedfrog

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raildogg said:
Hey shitlib, glad you responded. I'm sure your one of the many shitlibs who pats themselves on the back for stupid stuff like this. Instead of being outraged over real injustice, shitlibs like you find fluff to spend your time on. Eff off.
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Yep, you got me, I sure didn't post a thread here about the genocide in China or anything, all I care about is hot boys fucking in comic books. Damn, you're so smart, how the fuck do you walk through doorways with your gigantic pulsating brain?
 
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