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Internet date with booth babe?

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Originally posted by: keird
Originally posted by: astrocase
Medical condition? laughing? What did I miss?
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The first person I met was actually a beautiful, successful and chatty woman. But she was so o talkative that I couldn't get a word in within 20 minutes of meeting her. I had quipped, "You're like a ferret on amphetamines!" She stopped smiling, paused and stated without expression or amusement, "I'm not on amphetamines."

5 minutes later she said she had ADD - Attention Deficit Disorder. I inadvertently laughed and that was the end of the date. 🙁
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LMAO
 
Congrats to you! Most of these threads are purely shenanigans, but this one seems pretty rock-solid. My only comment is:


Your haircut is hilarious.
 
Sweet, thanks for the follow-up update. I just hope when she finds out your geek skills are lacking she won't mind 😉

Did you cook up the fish?
 
Originally posted by: Yossarian
it's awesome that she caught you a delicious bass.
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Flippin' sweet!


Seriously though, props to her for showing boobage and the middle finger in the second pick.

She's a keeper for sure! The girl isn't half bad either 😉
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Lesson #1 of chatting with women online:

Anyone that says they're a female model, porn star, have huge boobs, or is drop down HAWT is actually a fat hairy man wearing a stained wife beater.
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Guess you're eating your words on this one....
 
Originally posted by: altonb1
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Lesson #1 of chatting with women online:

Anyone that says they're a female model, porn star, have huge boobs, or is drop down HAWT is actually a fat hairy man wearing a stained wife beater.
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Guess you're eating your words on this one....
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I wonder how many people who use an internet dating site have EVER ended up talking to a guy who said they were a girl. I know I have only encountered prostitutes and people trying to sell other sites, never encountered a she-male.
 
Originally posted by: altonb1
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Lesson #1 of chatting with women online:

Anyone that says they're a female model, porn star, have huge boobs, or is drop down HAWT is actually a fat hairy man wearing a stained wife beater.
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Guess you're eating your words on this one....
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She's far from a fat hairy man.. but looks a little chubby in the lower tummy, and has an average face.

Not "HAWT" just average...
 
Originally posted by: dnuggett
Originally posted by: altonb1
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Lesson #1 of chatting with women online:

Anyone that says they're a female model, porn star, have huge boobs, or is drop down HAWT is actually a fat hairy man wearing a stained wife beater.
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Guess you're eating your words on this one....
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She's far from a fat hairy man.. but looks a little chubby in the lower tummy, and has an average face.

Not "HAWT" just average...
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and the pics of your last date are where ?
 
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: Yossarian
it's awesome that she caught you a delicious bass.
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Flippin' sweet!


Seriously though, props to her for showing boobage and the middle finger in the second pick.

She's a keeper for sure! The girl isn't half bad either 😉
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She's wearing a bikini. How can she not show boobage?
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: dnuggett
Originally posted by: altonb1
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Lesson #1 of chatting with women online:

Anyone that says they're a female model, porn star, have huge boobs, or is drop down HAWT is actually a fat hairy man wearing a stained wife beater.
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Guess you're eating your words on this one....
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She's far from a fat hairy man.. but looks a little chubby in the lower tummy, and has an average face.

Not "HAWT" just average...
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and the pics of your last date are where ?
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Figured one of you Captiain Sav a Ho types would come out with that comment. No need for a pic of a "last date" anymore, it'd be a pic of a wife. And no I'm not sharing. And since you are so easy to predict, it's because she's a fat hairy beast. :thumbsup:

Now move along... the rest of the Hos need some saving.
 
Those wishing the OP luck really ought to read the thread (as it's waaaaaay past anything luck could save).
 
didn't read the thread at all, but noticed that OP looks exactly like that russian assassin dude from the Bourne Supremacy.

confirm plz?
 
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Lesson on dating #6:
  • Comparing your date to a drugged, hairy weasel-like mammal is never a good thing - especially when said comparison is made aloud to said date.
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Haha, awesome.

:beer:
 
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