Internet date with booth babe?

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: astrocase
Medical condition? laughing? What did I miss?

The first person I met was actually a beautiful, successful and chatty woman. But she was so o talkative that I couldn't get a word in within 20 minutes of meeting her. I had quipped, "You're like a ferret on amphetamines!" She stopped smiling, paused and stated without expression or amusement, "I'm not on amphetamines."

5 minutes later she said she had ADD - Attention Deficit Disorder. I inadvertently laughed and that was the end of the date.

LMAO

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Congrats to you! Most of these threads are purely shenanigans, but this one seems pretty rock-solid. My only comment is:


Your haircut is hilarious.

 

[torpid]

Sweet, thanks for the follow-up update. I just hope when she finds out your geek skills are lacking she won't mind

Did you cook up the fish?

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
it's awesome that she caught you a delicious bass.

Flippin' sweet!


Seriously though, props to her for showing boobage and the middle finger in the second pick.

She's a keeper for sure! The girl isn't half bad either

 

[Storm]

Congrats

lol on that "ferret" comment on the other date

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Lesson #1 of chatting with women online:

Anyone that says they're a female model, porn star, have huge boobs, or is drop down HAWT is actually a fat hairy man wearing a stained wife beater.

Guess you're eating your words on this one....

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: altonb1

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Lesson #1 of chatting with women online:

Anyone that says they're a female model, porn star, have huge boobs, or is drop down HAWT is actually a fat hairy man wearing a stained wife beater.

Guess you're eating your words on this one....

I wonder how many people who use an internet dating site have EVER ended up talking to a guy who said they were a girl. I know I have only encountered prostitutes and people trying to sell other sites, never encountered a she-male.

 

[dnuggett]

Originally posted by: altonb1

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Lesson #1 of chatting with women online:

Anyone that says they're a female model, porn star, have huge boobs, or is drop down HAWT is actually a fat hairy man wearing a stained wife beater.

Guess you're eating your words on this one....

She's far from a fat hairy man.. but looks a little chubby in the lower tummy, and has an average face.

Not "HAWT" just average...

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: altonb1

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Lesson #1 of chatting with women online:

Anyone that says they're a female model, porn star, have huge boobs, or is drop down HAWT is actually a fat hairy man wearing a stained wife beater.

Guess you're eating your words on this one....

She's far from a fat hairy man.. but looks a little chubby in the lower tummy, and has an average face.

Not "HAWT" just average...

and the pics of your last date are where ?

 

[BMdoobieW]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: Yossarian
it's awesome that she caught you a delicious bass.

Flippin' sweet!


Seriously though, props to her for showing boobage and the middle finger in the second pick.

She's a keeper for sure! The girl isn't half bad either

She's wearing a bikini. How can she not show boobage?

 

[dnuggett]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: altonb1

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Lesson #1 of chatting with women online:

Anyone that says they're a female model, porn star, have huge boobs, or is drop down HAWT is actually a fat hairy man wearing a stained wife beater.

Guess you're eating your words on this one....

She's far from a fat hairy man.. but looks a little chubby in the lower tummy, and has an average face.

Not "HAWT" just average...

and the pics of your last date are where ?

Figured one of you Captiain Sav a Ho types would come out with that comment. No need for a pic of a "last date" anymore, it'd be a pic of a wife. And no I'm not sharing. And since you are so easy to predict, it's because she's a fat hairy beast. :thumbsup:

Now move along... the rest of the Hos need some saving.

 

[ballmode]

she is hot

 

[eits]

are her funbags 4.5 lbs?

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: keird
pics of us

With a haircut like that, you must have an incredibly magnetic personality

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: eits
are her funbags 4.5 lbs?

THat's what I see!

 

[Skiguy411]

Text

 

[HardcoreRobot]

props for pics

 

[Descartes]

IMO, she's really cute. She has a very sweet face that I'd most often associate with women from the south.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Martin

Originally posted by: keird
pics of us

With a haircut like that, you must have an incredibly magnetic personality

that's what i was thinking.... what a dufus haircut.

 

[LtPage1]

What's up with your hair?

She's hot, though. Good luck.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Sounds like a keeper!

 

[ActuaryTm]

Those wishing the OP luck really ought to read the thread (as it's waaaaaay past anything luck could save).

 

[junkerman123]

didn't read the thread at all, but noticed that OP looks exactly like that russian assassin dude from the Bourne Supremacy.

confirm plz?

 

[Babbles]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Lesson on dating #6:

• Comparing your date to a drugged, hairy weasel-like mammal is never a good thing - especially when said comparison is made aloud to said date.

Haha, awesome.

:beer:

 

[randomlinh]

i have that same webcam.. never had a problem w/ the drivers