Internet date with booth babe?

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove
you never mentioned whether or not she turned out to be a hairy man?

I didn't think I'd need to. I was doing the video chat for 4 hours or more with her. The photo's don't do her justice and she's horrible at accepting compliments. She's really engaging. At one point I had to minimize her video just to focus on the conversation. It was completely distracting to actually see her. I think I'm going to visit her.

Wow... A real date. Are you sure you're up to meeting someone without that protective layer of technology between you?

 

[SampSon]

This is really sad. Oh well, good luck.

 

[swtethan]

Shes got you doing her tech support? Thats hot! lol

 

[tranceport]

Go to her house and fix it...

 

[Cooler]

Originally posted by: five40

Originally posted by: shoRunner
lol only on ATOT would a date be foiled by a device driver...

You made me laugh.

This is going into my sig!

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Wow... A real date. Are you sure you're up to meeting someone without that protective layer of technology between you?

I've met only one other woman from the web. We agreed to meet at a coffee shop. She was pretty and entertaining but when she told me about her medical condition, I inadvertently laughed out loud. The date quickly worsened.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
After a while wouldn't you just give up on the stupid driver and have a real date?

Fully clothed female right in front of me > Boobies on your monitor

Fixed.

 

[Nutdotnet]

She's cute man.

I'm not trying to be rude here...you're a normal looking dude as well...but your hair-cut...what the hell is up with that? I'm assuming you may be in the military or something....if you want to wear your hair short, for the love of Christ...just shave it off....that flat-top has gots to go.

 

[Beev]

So uh, what dating service did you use? :laugh:

 

[Flash1969]

She's a cute girl and knows how to fish that is definitely cool

Is she flipping off the camera in the fish pic?

 

[astrocase]

Medical condition? laughing? What did I miss?

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: Flash1969
Is she flipping off the camera in the fish pic?

I dunno - I think it was just slippery and had leapt off her scale or something. The fish pic was an accident... honest.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: astrocase
Medical condition? laughing? What did I miss?

She's afflicted with nymphomania.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: astrocase
Medical condition? laughing? What did I miss?

The first person I met was actually a beautiful, successful and chatty woman. But she was so o talkative that I couldn't get a word in within 20 minutes of meeting her. I had quipped, "You're like a ferret on amphetamines!" She stopped smiling, paused and stated without expression or amusement, "I'm not on amphetamines."

5 minutes later she said she had ADD - Attention Deficit Disorder. I inadvertently laughed and that was the end of the date.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: Sraaz
So uh, what dating service did you use? :laugh:

TRUE - free for military.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Right on... ATOT member scores with booth babe! Congrats!

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Right on... ATOT member scores with booth babe! Congrats!

Thank you, Whozyerdaddy. I just had to post after I read your post again!

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: keird
The first person I met was actually a beautiful, successful and chatty woman. But she was so o talkative that I couldn't get a word in within 20 minutes of meeting her. I had quipped, "You're like a ferret on amphetamines!" She stopped smiling, paused and stated without expression or amusement, "I'm not on amphetamines."

5 minutes later she said she had ADD - Attention Deficit Disorder. I inadvertently laughed and that was the end of the date.

Lesson on dating #6:

• Comparing your date to a drugged, hairy weasel-like mammal is never a good thing - especially when said comparison is made aloud to said date.

 

[Yossarian]

it's awesome that she caught you a delicious bass.

 

[astrocase]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: keird
The first person I met was actually a beautiful, successful and chatty woman. But she was so o talkative that I couldn't get a word in within 20 minutes of meeting her. I had quipped, "You're like a ferret on amphetamines!" She stopped smiling, paused and stated without expression or amusement, "I'm not on amphetamines."

5 minutes later she said she had ADD - Attention Deficit Disorder. I inadvertently laughed and that was the end of the date.

Lesson on dating #6:

• Comparing your date to a drugged, hairy weasel-like mammal is never a good thing - especially when said comparison is made aloud to said date.

:thumbsup:

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Lesson on dating #6:

• Comparing your date to a drugged, hairy weasel-like mammal is never a good thing - especially when said comparison is made aloud to said date.

well, I remember something about a shrew being funny, once

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: astrocase
Medical condition? laughing? What did I miss?

The first person I met was actually a beautiful, successful and chatty woman. But she was so o talkative that I couldn't get a word in within 20 minutes of meeting her. I had quipped, "You're like a ferret on amphetamines!" She stopped smiling, paused and stated without expression or amusement, "I'm not on amphetamines."

5 minutes later she said she had ADD - Attention Deficit Disorder. I inadvertently laughed and that was the end of the date.

:laugh: good one

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: everman
Well after reading your entire post, I think your problem is that you need some pie. :beer:

lol

 

[VanTheMan]

Don't screw your chances with this girl up with any animal comments. Don't tell her she smells like fish, even if she really does. Also, you should teach her how to use your recommended tackle.

 

[keird]

She did catch them for me. More than likely, just to teach me that they were there for even a geek to catch. She's actually a patient teacher.