Impossible to eat 7 saltines in a minute or less?

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neonerd

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I didn't believe it today when I was first told, but 3 experiments proved me wrong; I can't eat over 4/min

Anybody able to do this? I guess the salt and dry cracker absorb all your saliva, so it's tough to chew/swalow.

Either way, saltines are mighty tasty :D:thumbsup:
 
mobobuff

mobobuff

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Same concept as you can't eat 2 pretzel rods in under a minute. Your mouth can't produce enough saliva to form a proper bolus, and so it can't be swallowed. It's like trying to swallow sand.
 
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HonkeyDonk

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save up A LOT of saliva at first....just keep producing it in your mouth until your mouth is about to explode w/ it. Then eat your crackers...all that extra saliva will allow you eat 7 of them lol.
 
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Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: DaTT
Too early for you Synthdude........
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It's never too early for BBQ. :D
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Your right about that...just had some. But go away, your not due on these boards for a few hours yet. :p
 
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Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
save up A LOT of saliva at first....just keep producing it in your mouth until your mouth is about to explode w/ it. Then eat your crackers...all that extra saliva will allow you eat 7 of them lol.
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This works. A good way to produce saliva is to bite the tip of your tongue hard for a good 10 seconds.
 
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Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: DaTT
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: DaTT
Too early for you Synthdude........
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It's never too early for BBQ. :D
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Your right about that...just had some. But go away, your not due on these boards for a few hours yet. :p
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I can show up at non-Night Crew hours from time to time. ;)
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Bannable offense I believe.
 
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SynthDude2001

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Originally posted by: DaTT
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: DaTT
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: DaTT
Too early for you Synthdude........
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It's never too early for BBQ. :D
Click to expand...

Your right about that...just had some. But go away, your not due on these boards for a few hours yet. :p
Click to expand...

I can show up at non-Night Crew hours from time to time. ;)
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Bannable offense I believe.
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:thumbsdown:
 
Don Vito Corleone

Don Vito Corleone

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Is there any rule against eating several at a time - say 4 and then 3? I can't believe this is really that hard; this calls for an experiment!
 
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EpsiIon

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Yes, it's freaking hard. I've seen people do it, but they had to dry-swallow saltine crumbs. Gross.
 
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mwtgg

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Originally posted by: LtPage1
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Hmm, I had to try it, and I got it!
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yeah, i just ate 12 saltines and chugged 3 gallons of milk in 47 seconds.
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Topic Title: Impossible to eat 7 saltines in a minute or less?
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