Impossible to eat 7 saltines in a minute or less?

[neonerd]

just tried it again.....worked up a lot of saliva

this time, I got all 7 in my mouth, but only managed to swallow about 5-6 of them 😛

 

[Snuffaluffaguss]

I use this bet all the time to make a few bucks when I am bored at work, but I only say six in a minute without drinking and all six must be down throat. I haven't had to pay yet

 

[Lumathix]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
save up A LOT of saliva at first....just keep producing it in your mouth until your mouth is about to explode w/ it. Then eat your crackers...all that extra saliva will allow you eat 7 of them lol.

That is both disgusting, and sad at the same time 🙂

 

[DrumminBoy]

I remember talking about this in chemistry class...isnt there some kind of process that happens with the yeast in the crackers that makes it impossible?

 

[funboy6942]

Just a FYI for some of you. Do try to do as many as you can till you cant fit any more in your mouth then blow the stuff out your mouth. It is really cool watching cracker crumbs flying out of your mouth everywhere 😛

 

[b0mbrman]

Is it possible that I'm going to get dressed and drive 10 miles round trip just to try this?

 

[MikeMike]

i had 6 of them in 1:05... yea they got stuck on my teeth, i needed to pick it off with my fingers. it sucked.

MIKE

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: neonerd
just tried it again.....worked up a lot of saliva

this time, I got all 7 in my mouth, but only managed to swallow about 5-6 of them 😛

:heart:

 

[Green84061]

i have seen many a man lose their life savings over this bet

 

[ThisIsMatt]

I can do it.

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

I always ate mine with canned cheese.

but yeah, without it's really hard.

 

[rickn]

saltines are easy to eat. try eating 7 large pretzels in a minute

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: neonerd
Topic Title: Impossible to eat 7 saltines in a minute or less?
Topic Summary: without any drink?

I didn't believe it today when I was first told, but 3 experiments proved me wrong; I can't eat over 4/min

Anybody able to do this? I guess the salt and dry cracker absorb all your saliva, so it's tough to chew/swalow.

Either way, saltines are mighty tasty 😀:thumbsup:

Was no problem, less than 30 secs. What's supposed to be so tough about it???

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: neonerd
just tried it again.....worked up a lot of saliva

this time, I got all 7 in my mouth, but only managed to swallow about 5-6 of them 😛

he didn't say eat them all at once you dolt

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: rickn

Originally posted by: neonerd
just tried it again.....worked up a lot of saliva

this time, I got all 7 in my mouth, but only managed to swallow about 5-6 of them 😛

he didn't say eat them all at once you dolt

by saying "he" are you referring to the OP? 😕

😛

 

[monk3y]

I gotta try... but I just don't have saltines 🙁

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: neonerd
Topic Title: Impossible to eat 7 saltines in a minute or less?
Topic Summary: without any drink?

I didn't believe it today when I was first told, but 3 experiments proved me wrong; I can't eat over 4/min

Anybody able to do this? I guess the salt and dry cracker absorb all your saliva, so it's tough to chew/swalow.

Either way, saltines are mighty tasty 😀:thumbsup:

Was no problem, less than 30 secs. What's supposed to be so tough about it???

:shocked:

all swallowed?
Did you use the salty kind (regular)? or the non-salty ones?

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: rickn

Originally posted by: neonerd
just tried it again.....worked up a lot of saliva

this time, I got all 7 in my mouth, but only managed to swallow about 5-6 of them 😛

he didn't say eat them all at once you dolt

by saying "he" are you referring to the OP? 😕

😛

d'oh! 😉

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
save up A LOT of saliva at first....just keep producing it in your mouth until your mouth is about to explode w/ it. Then eat your crackers...all that extra saliva will allow you eat 7 of them lol.

This works. A good way to produce saliva is to bite the tip of your tongue hard for a good 10 seconds.

That also works for premature ejaculation.....or so I hear 😛

 

[Rudee]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
save up A LOT of saliva at first....just keep producing it in your mouth until your mouth is about to explode w/ it. Then eat your crackers...all that extra saliva will allow you eat 7 of them lol.

This works. A good way to produce saliva is to bite the tip of your tongue hard for a good 10 seconds.

That also works for premature ejaculation.....or so I hear 😛

I find that hard to swallow. 😉

 

[Cristatus]

oops, wrong thread.

 

[Ninjja]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
you have to take some saliva pills first

urgh imagine. saliva pills would be gross.

 

[SinNisTeR]

i did 4 in 30 secs, so i imagine 7 in a minute is doable.

 

I've won this bet three times.
Twice the person didn't want to pay up on the bet, said I cheated. :roll:

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: SinNisTeR
i did 4 in 30 secs, so i imagine 7 in a minute is doable.

the first ones are the easiest. I used to make drinking money with this bet. I said it was 10 in a minute however. I never lost a bet.