I got my Dark Shadow Cobra back from Crazy Horse today and I am driving back on some back roads a good 30 miles from my house. It is twisty and also wide and the perfect place really open it up, except it is a speed trap so I am going to speed limit of 40 because there are always cops sitting at different hide outs. Anyway people normally speed on the road if they are not familiar with it, but the road is empty except for this Honda that comes up behind me and starts tailing me very close, even when I slow down around the curves. I look in my review mirror, a white, prissy, with big aviator glasses, hair still crispy from the daily salon drying, bad driving female....TALKING ON HER CELL PHONE...gabbing away. I tap on my breaks a bit to give her the message, she does not even realize. Tails me for a good 10 miles or so, at times getting very close, and it scared me that she was going to hit me when I slowed down to go around the hairpin turns. About 5 minutes later, she hangs up her cell phone and what does she do? Puts her elbow on the window sill, and rests her head against her hand with her head almost sideways while STILL tailing me in her POS Honda (nothing against Hondas, but if I have to slow down in turns to stay in the lane safely with all my grip with my BFG drag radials on, she better fing slow down also)....She continues to drive and follow me like a foot from my back bumper the rest of the way. I could not even see the front of her car in my rearview mirror. Reminds me of the gd women who plowed into this guys brand new GT500 (his baby that he spent a year saving up for) while he was driving it home at the dealer, because she thought she could make it through the yellow light and punched it....Except the guy with the GT500 was IN FRONT of him and slowed down for it.
Anyway then she continues when I turn off...but no, that was not enough female exquisite female driving experience for the day...I pull onto my street and there are bushes that line the driveway near my neighbor across the street's house so you have to pull out of their drive way slowly to make sure no one is coming (it is a horseshoe so you never have to back up into the street). Anyway I am coming up the street and out of no where this women comes barreling out of my neighbors driveway (the pet sitter or something) with no regard for on coming traffic and misses hitting me by like an inch. She hit the breaks half way in the street when she saw me and I had to swerve all the way extremely quickly into the guys lawn across the street (my adjacent neighbor, no curb there thank god). So I am pissed as hell so I stop and hop out of my car to wonder what the hell happened and check to make sure she is not drunk or something...that and I wanted to yell, I'll admit it because I did not even have time to hit the horn or anything because she came out so fast. She sees me come out and I look at her through her window, she gives ME the finger and speeds off. Boy was I pissed...
Not only would I be pissed she would have hit my baby, and given me the hassle of repair and have the car lose instant value (the type of people who buy Cobras WILL NOT buy a cobra that has been in an accident), but I have a lot of mods in my car that her insurance company would certainly not recognize in the value of recompensation...
It took a lot of restraint not to use the ***** word or **** word while typing this.
Cliffs:
Some women should never ever ever be allowed to dive... I am sorry, but I have never seen a man drive this bad.
Anyway then she continues when I turn off...but no, that was not enough female exquisite female driving experience for the day...I pull onto my street and there are bushes that line the driveway near my neighbor across the street's house so you have to pull out of their drive way slowly to make sure no one is coming (it is a horseshoe so you never have to back up into the street). Anyway I am coming up the street and out of no where this women comes barreling out of my neighbors driveway (the pet sitter or something) with no regard for on coming traffic and misses hitting me by like an inch. She hit the breaks half way in the street when she saw me and I had to swerve all the way extremely quickly into the guys lawn across the street (my adjacent neighbor, no curb there thank god). So I am pissed as hell so I stop and hop out of my car to wonder what the hell happened and check to make sure she is not drunk or something...that and I wanted to yell, I'll admit it because I did not even have time to hit the horn or anything because she came out so fast. She sees me come out and I look at her through her window, she gives ME the finger and speeds off. Boy was I pissed...
Not only would I be pissed she would have hit my baby, and given me the hassle of repair and have the car lose instant value (the type of people who buy Cobras WILL NOT buy a cobra that has been in an accident), but I have a lot of mods in my car that her insurance company would certainly not recognize in the value of recompensation...
It took a lot of restraint not to use the ***** word or **** word while typing this.
Cliffs:
Some women should never ever ever be allowed to dive... I am sorry, but I have never seen a man drive this bad.
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