Greetings my excellent pants. - Rufus Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure
While I agree that in time our pants will be most triumphant. The truth is Wyld Pants will never be a super band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a pants video.
Ted, it's pointless to have a pants video before we even have descent pants.
Well, how can we have descent pants when we don't really even know how to play?
That is why we need pants!
And, that is why we need a pants video! - Bill and Ted Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure