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Im bored, so lets play the PANTS GAME!

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I wanna serve this to the men. Taste it and let me know what you think.
What is it?
Chocolate covered pants.
What are you crazy?!
No good, huh?
For Christ's sake, you didn't even get the seeds out!
Is it really that bad?
It's pants! - Catch22
 
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in pants; this is the War Room!"
or
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the pants Room!"



 
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful pair of pants in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk? -- Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry (okay, so I cheated a little)

Pants are a disease. A cancer of this planet. Pants are a plague. And we, are the cure. -- Agent Smith, The Matrix
 
This is kinda bending the rules, but from the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner:

"Pants to the right of me....Pants to the left of me...."


From Monty Python:
"Oh naughty zoot...she light the pants shaped grail again..." (sorry if its kinda wrong 🙁)

"You killed the groom!"
"I didnt mean to.."
"YOU STABBED HIM RIGHT THROUGH HIS PANTS!"

 
Wow..... it's like Mad Libs with less potty jokes.

"We can't stop here! This is PANTS country!" - Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France? A Royale with PANTS." - Pulp Fiction
 
There Can be only one, pair of pants
(ok .. ok.. cheating... from Highlander, the original line was There Can Be Only One, Highlander!)
 
"Back up in your pants with a resurrection!"
- Office Space

"Yeah, Peter... you see, we're putting cover sheets on all of our pants. So if you could do that from now on, that would be greaaaaaat."
- Office Space

 


<< Vincent Vega: And you know what they call pants in Paris?
Jules: They don't call 'em pants?
Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*** pants are.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent Vega: They call 'em trousers.
Jules: Trousers! What do they call shorts?
Vincent Vega: Shorts are shorts, but they call it "les Shorts".
Jules: "Les Shorts"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call overalls?
Vincent Vega: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. >>



LOL!! That was fanatastic.
 
"I'm gonna get you high today. Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no pants, and you ain't got sh!t to do."

"The older the berry the sweeter the pants."

both from Friday.
 
do i make you pantsy baby? A.P.

you guys ever seen whos line is it ne ways? this sumwhat sounds like what they do but not much

"why does it take two of us to guard some old pants" For those of you who have played RTCW you should know this one

"whose the man? Pants!" or sumtin like that instead of shaft

mike

 


<< I wanna serve this to the men. Taste it and let me know what you think.
What is it?
Chocolate covered pants.
What are you crazy?!
No good, huh?
For Christ's sake, you didn't even get the seeds out!
Is it really that bad?
It's pants! - Catch22 >>


ROFL
 
"Do you understand the PANTS that are coming out of my mouth"

Edit:
Now that I think about it this sounds good too:

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my PANTS"
 
Gonna have me some pants! -Predator

The universe is bigger than anything anybody's ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us, it seems like an awful waste of pants. -Contact

Grant me one request. Grant me pants! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you! -Conan the Barbarian

The ability to speak does not make you pants. -Star Wars Episode One

I see pants! -The Sixth Sense

 
"Judge me by my pants do you?" -yoda

"I am the pants!!!" -Judge Dread

"Pants? Yes, please!" -Austin Powers

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by pants" - Spaceballs

"I see your Pants are(is) bigger than mine" - Spaceballs

"These are not the Pants that you are looking for." -Obi-Wan Starwars

"Take me to pants or lose me forever" TopGun

"I feel the need... the need for Pants!" TopGun

"You live your life between your Pants Mav" TopGun

"People say crazy sh*t during sex. One time, I called this girl "Pants". -Clerks

"All the power in the world resides in the Pants" - The Crow

"Think you brought enough Pants?" - The Usual Suspects

"One cannot be betrayed if one has no pants" - The Usual Suspects

"What will you do with our pants" - Braveheart

"I know you can fight, but it's our pants that make us men" - Braveheart
 
Another Pulp Fiction one..

Vincent: Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy pants, it's legal to own pants and, if you're the proprietor of pants, it's legal to sell em. It's legal to carry pants, which doesn't really matter 'cause -- get a load of this -- if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to search your pants. Searching your pants is a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.

Jules: Pants ain't no ballpark either. Look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's pants, and stickin' your tongue in her holiest of pants, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same f***in' sport. Pants massages don't mean s***.

Jules: Pants. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
 
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