Im bored, so lets play the PANTS GAME!

[tigerbait]

Pants: The Final Frontier

 

[polypterus]

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his pants." - It's A Wonderful Life

dc

 

[LethalWolfe]

"Bond, Pants Bond."

"Luke, I am your pants."

"I'm a docter not a pants." - pick a Star Trek episode

"Knife? Now this is a pants." Croc. Dundee

"I'll be pants." Terminator

"The Pants is not Enough."

"I thought Pants only came once a year." The World is not Enough

"One miiilllion pants." Austin Powers

"The details of my pants are quite inconsequencial." Austin Powers


Lethal

 

[virtuamike]

Pants. The very best there is. When you absolutely positively have to kill every mofo in the room. Accept no substitutes."

 

[Lichee]

lol dougcio! that was awesome!!!

 

[ColdFusion718]

"It seems that fate is not without a sense of PANTs." (Morpheus, The Matrix)

 

[Cheesemoo]

"got change for a pants?" -I'm gonna get you suka

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

"Pants? We don'need no'stinkin' pants!" -UHF
"Timmy gets to drink from... the pants!" -UHF
"I'll bite your pants off!" -Quest for the Holy Grail
"Winners? Winners go home and pants the prom queen" -The Rock
"...well, on to Plan B. Let's just pants eachother" -Face Off
"You know what the difference between me and you is? I make pants look good." -MIB
"On my signal, unleash pants." -Gladiator
"Lude crude prude bag of pre-chewed food pants!" -Hook
"Lenin himself will be memorizing my name and your picture! They're printing this everywhere... books, magazines... even in the pants!" -Enemy at the Gates
"...I'm Pantsman" -Batman The Movie

Nik

 

[Emma]

"Get out of my pants" - Harrson Ford in Air Force One

 

[Kadarin]

"I love the smell of pants in the morning!" - Apocalypse Now

-j

 

[polypterus]

"Ah man I shot Marvin in the pants!" - Pulp Fiction

dc

 

[woodly6]

My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my pants, prepare to die!

 

[VirusDub]

"Pants for an old ex-leper?" - Life of Brian
"You should never underestimate the predictability of pants." - Snatch
"Oi! Keep your fingers out of my pants!" - Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

 

[Belegost]

FMJ:
"The Marine Corp wants to build indestructible pants -- pants without fear."

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is 'pants'."

Matrix:
"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pants?"

"Okay. What do you need, besides a miracle?"
"Pants. Lots of Pants."

 

[ravanux]

It's not coming off, without tearing his pants off with it. - Aliens


<< "Pants for an old ex-leper?" - Life of Brian >>


LMAO!

Also: Joey, you like movies about pants? - Airplane
Our domain is the pants. Stray from it reluctantly. For when you do, you must strike hard and fade away . . . without a trace. - TMNT
Go drop your pants and chase a doughnut, you and your single-helix friends. - Wilder Napalm
This one already had pants in it but it is still funny.

 

[ViperXX]

Tear the pants apart until you find the plans and bring me the passengers I want them alive. - Darth Vader.

 

[pulse8]

"I love the smell of pants in the morning."
-Apocalypse Now

 

[isasir]

"King Kong ain't got pants on me" - Training Day

"I'm gonna make him a pants he can't refuse" - Godfather

 

[SaltBoy]

Vincent Vega: And you know what they call pants in Paris?
Jules: They don't call 'em pants?
Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*** pants are.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent Vega: They call 'em trousers.
Jules: Trousers! What do they call shorts?
Vincent Vega: Shorts are shorts, but they call it "les Shorts".
Jules: "Les Shorts"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call overalls?
Vincent Vega: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

 

[kami]

"Build me an army worthy of pants"

-LOTR

 

[Ladies Man]

i can't walk down the street to buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you've pants!!!

-The Boondock Saints

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

"You want the pants? You can't handle the pants!" Jack Nicholson

"I ate his pants with some farvah beans and a nice Chianti." Anthony Hopkins

 

[isasir]

"To pants, and beyond!" - Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story.

 

[ravanux]

From Hell's pants, I stab at thee. - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Your pants hired the crew?
No, that's silly. The man who lives in my pants hired the crew, Mr. Bimbol. - Muppet Treasure Island

File also said you're heavy into martial arts, T'ai Chi and all that killer stuff. I suppose we have to register you as a pants weapon. - Lethal Weapon

Just the pants ma'am. - Dragnet

This game is great!

 

[IndyJaws]

<< Vincent Vega: And you know what they call pants in Paris? Jules: They don't call 'em pants? Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*** pants are. Jules: Then what do they call it? Vincent Vega: They call 'em trousers. Jules: Trousers! What do they call shorts? Vincent Vega: Shorts are shorts, but they call it "les Shorts". Jules: "Les Shorts"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call overalls? Vincent Vega: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. >>



Classic! Great job, Salt Boy!

How about another from the movie:

"Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your pants." Marcellus Wallace