I'm a free and innocent man *shakes fist wildly*

[Mill]

From my little matter with the "small" town police force. Everything was dropped today.

 

[Bumrush99]

Link to older post?

 

[Hoober]

Good news!

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: Mill
From my little matter with the "small" town police force. Everything was dropped today.

so, does that mean you're going to go back to loving cops then?

 

Gurck still thinks you're a jailbird.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Mill
From my little matter with the "small" town police force. Everything was dropped today.

Excellent!!! Congrats!

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

goodnews!

 

[Fausto]

Sweet. Let's go get a beer at a small, redneck-y bar and set some guy's shirt sleeve on fire to celebrate. 😀

 

[Danman]

Congrats Mill! 🙂

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Sweet. Let's go get a beer at a small, redneck-y bar and set some guy's shirt sleeve on fire to celebrate. 😀

lawls

 

[MercenaryForHire]

:beer:😀

- M4H

 

[AdamSnow]

What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Gurck still thinks you're a jailbird.

hahahaha, beat me to it.

 

[blackdogdeek]

:beer:

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

*Sigh*

Since you can't be bothered to search, I will give you the cliff notes.

I was in a field looking for change I'd dropped. There was a goat walking around making noise, and someone had called the police to complain. Well, I stepped in goat crap and the I tripped onto the ground. I tore my jeans and they were hanging down by my waist. A police officer happened to show up right as I was getting up, so I was charged with criminal bestiality, animal cruelty, and indifference to public order and morality.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

*Sigh*

Since you can't be bothered to search, I will give you the cliff notes.

I was in a field looking for change I'd dropped. There was a goat walking around making noise, and someone had called the police to complain. Well, I stepped in goat crap and the I tripped onto the ground. I tore my jeans and they were hanging down by my waist. A police officer happened to show up right as I was getting up, so I was charged with criminal bestiality, animal cruelty, and indifference to public order and morality.

Insisting the strap-on belonged to the goat probably wasn't the best approach either, bud. 😉

 

[ohtwell]

Yay! 😀


: ) Amanda

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

*Sigh*

Since you can't be bothered to search, I will give you the cliff notes.

I was in a field looking for change I'd dropped. There was a goat walking around making noise, and someone had called the police to complain. Well, I stepped in goat crap and the I tripped onto the ground. I tore my jeans and they were hanging down by my waist. A police officer happened to show up right as I was getting up, so I was charged with criminal bestiality, animal cruelty, and indifference to public order and morality.

so, did they bring up the goat's sexual history in the trial?

 

[pyonir]

LOL...

Congrats though Mill!

 

[GasX]

That's his story and he is sticking to it!

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

*Sigh*

Since you can't be bothered to search, I will give you the cliff notes.

I was in a field looking for change I'd dropped. There was a goat walking around making noise, and someone had called the police to complain. Well, I stepped in goat crap and the I tripped onto the ground. I tore my jeans and they were hanging down by my waist. A police officer happened to show up right as I was getting up, so I was charged with criminal bestiality, animal cruelty, and indifference to public order and morality.

so, did they bring up the goat's sexual history in the trial?

Please define "Sexual History". Also, if the glove does not fit(or in this case strap-on), you must acquit. 😛

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

*Sigh*

Since you can't be bothered to search, I will give you the cliff notes.

I was in a field looking for change I'd dropped. There was a goat walking around making noise, and someone had called the police to complain. Well, I stepped in goat crap and the I tripped onto the ground. I tore my jeans and they were hanging down by my waist. A police officer happened to show up right as I was getting up, so I was charged with criminal bestiality, animal cruelty, and indifference to public order and morality.

so, did they bring up the goat's sexual history in the trial?

My attorney successfully proved that the goat was a known whore.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

*Sigh*

Since you can't be bothered to search, I will give you the cliff notes.

I was in a field looking for change I'd dropped. There was a goat walking around making noise, and someone had called the police to complain. Well, I stepped in goat crap and the I tripped onto the ground. I tore my jeans and they were hanging down by my waist. A police officer happened to show up right as I was getting up, so I was charged with criminal bestiality, animal cruelty, and indifference to public order and morality.

so, did they bring up the goat's sexual history in the trial?

My attorney successfully proved that the goat was a known whore.

Well.....you know how they say goats will eat anything....

 

[StageLeft]

Glad to hear it, even if you are too high and mighty to PM me back, you punk!