I'm a free and innocent man *shakes fist wildly*

[RossMAN]

Innocent? Hardly

So did you ever go to Hawaii and hookup with lavagirl?

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

*Sigh*

Since you can't be bothered to search, I will give you the cliff notes.

I was in a field looking for change I'd dropped. There was a goat walking around making noise, and someone had called the police to complain. Well, I stepped in goat crap and the I tripped onto the ground. I tore my jeans and they were hanging down by my waist. A police officer happened to show up right as I was getting up, so I was charged with criminal bestiality, animal cruelty, and indifference to public order and morality.

so, did they bring up the goat's sexual history in the trial?

My attorney successfully proved that the goat was a known whore.

Well.....you know how they say goats will eat anything....

hey!

just because you buy the goat dinner or the goat comes up to your hotel room late at night, doesn't imply that it wants to have sex!

trust me

 

[Slimline]

Originally posted by: Mill
I'm a free and innocent man .

I believe you were proven not guilty, not innocent

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Slimline

Originally posted by: Mill
I'm a free and innocent man .

I believe you were proven not guilty, not innocent

Nah, charges were dropped.

 

[kranky]

<Howard Dean> YEAHHH!! </Howard Dean>

Good that you have it behind you now.

 

[jjones]

What, no timeshare opportunities with Bubba? That's a shame.

:beer::beer:

 

[tami]

what an absolutely random charge

 

[dbk]

time for a nice cold :beer:

 

[clarkmo]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Slimline

Originally posted by: Mill
I'm a free and innocent man .

I believe you were proven not guilty, not innocent

Nah, charges were dropped.

Now maybe you oughta get the arrest record expunged. Could be public info depending on the county.

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

*Sigh*

Since you can't be bothered to search, I will give you the cliff notes.

I was in a field looking for change I'd dropped. There was a goat walking around making noise, and someone had called the police to complain. Well, I stepped in goat crap and the I tripped onto the ground. I tore my jeans and they were hanging down by my waist. A police officer happened to show up right as I was getting up, so I was charged with criminal bestiality, animal cruelty, and indifference to public order and morality.

Great! So my tax dollars are paying for your goat's councelling and there is no one to blame.

 

[KC5AV]

That's classic. I don't know how I missed that the first time around. Great story, and congrats on getting the charges dropped.

 

[Vic]

 

[T2T III]

Congrats. Glad all of this is now behind you.

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: clarkmo

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Slimline

Originally posted by: Mill
I'm a free and innocent man .

I believe you were proven not guilty, not innocent

Nah, charges were dropped.

Now maybe you oughta get the arrest record expunged. Could be public info depending on the county.

:thumbsup:

 

[raanemaan]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

*Sigh*

Since you can't be bothered to search, I will give you the cliff notes.

I was in a field looking for change I'd dropped. There was a goat walking around making noise, and someone had called the police to complain. Well, I stepped in goat crap and the I tripped onto the ground. I tore my jeans and they were hanging down by my waist. A police officer happened to show up right as I was getting up, so I was charged with criminal bestiality, animal cruelty, and indifference to public order and morality.

:shocked:

 

[Babbles]

So . . . how was the goat sex?

 

[Cruisin1]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

*Sigh*

Since you can't be bothered to search, I will give you the cliff notes.

I was in a field looking for change I'd dropped. There was a goat walking around making noise, and someone had called the police to complain. Well, I stepped in goat crap and the I tripped onto the ground. I tore my jeans and they were hanging down by my waist. A police officer happened to show up right as I was getting up, so I was charged with criminal bestiality, animal cruelty, and indifference to public order and morality.

Um... are you serious?! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Cruisin1

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

*Sigh*

Since you can't be bothered to search, I will give you the cliff notes.

I was in a field looking for change I'd dropped. There was a goat walking around making noise, and someone had called the police to complain. Well, I stepped in goat crap and the I tripped onto the ground. I tore my jeans and they were hanging down by my waist. A police officer happened to show up right as I was getting up, so I was charged with criminal bestiality, animal cruelty, and indifference to public order and morality.

Um... are you serious?! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Gee, think about it...

 

[Mo0o]

Damn! What the hell am i going to do with 1000 "FREE MILL" tshirts?

 

[Aquaman]

I heard the DA dropped the case because the goat went missing :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
What were you in trouble for in the first place ?

*Sigh*

Since you can't be bothered to search, I will give you the cliff notes.

I was in a field looking for change I'd dropped. There was a goat walking around making noise, and someone had called the police to complain. Well, I stepped in goat crap and the I tripped onto the ground. I tore my jeans and they were hanging down by my waist. A police officer happened to show up right as I was getting up, so I was charged with criminal bestiality, animal cruelty, and indifference to public order and morality.

is it just me... or does this sound like something that would happen to Peter griffin?
Bwhahahaha that is funny as hell...

 

[dquan97]

Did you tell the jury that you were asleep at the time?

 

[wchou]

I can only conclude that bitching does more good then harm when injustice is done to an individual who is wrongly accused. Paranoia runs mighty high today, everyone is getting too crazy these day. Like chill out already, jesus. :roll:

 

[Brutuskend]

Glad to here is didn't turn out BHAAAAAD.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Damn! What the hell am i going to do with 1000 "FREE MILL" tshirts?

LMFAO! Oh man...that was classic.