if you were god/omnipotent, what would be FIRST thing you'd do?

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tasslex

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I'd extract revenge on my Ex-Girlfriend, then I would fight crime and defend our world from the forces of evil, etc.
 

Geekbabe

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<< I would make myself less confused >>

If you did that you wouldn't be "Baffled" Ahahaha.. I crack myself up sometimes!!!
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<--- gives Red a smack :)

oh well,one benefit of being forgetful is that world is always a constantt surprise to me
 

yoda291

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<< make heidi klum my wife and kill all bad people >>



u'd turn heidi klum into a nun?
 

OUdejavu

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I would make people magnetic, like with the front being the north pole and their backs the south, then noone would have to deal w/ stupid missionary ever again

plus itd be funny to laugh at the stupid people who went too close to big metal objects
 

Spendthrift

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id line up all those who didnt believe in me or believed in other gods and laugh at them. then id throw them in hell.:Q



jk:D
 

loup garou

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<< if you were god/omnipotent, what would be FIRST thing you'd do? >>


Two chicks at once!


Can't believe no one had said that yet.
 

triska

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OVERTAKE HTE PLAYBOY MANSION
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i mean, just to talk rite?
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this is a hard questions...so many..
 

Cyberian

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<< Make some ignorant Sheepherders write a book about me and their origin. I'd make sure they included sordid tales of Sex , greed and betrayal. Thn I'd go to the Bahamas. >>

Would this book be fiction?
 

Red Dawn

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<< if you were god/omnipotent, what would be FIRST thing you'd do? >>


Two chicks at once!

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You forget, you'd be omni-impotent!
 

Martin

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<< if you were god/omnipotent, what would be FIRST thing you'd do? >>


Two chicks at once!

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You forget, you'd be omni-impotent!
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whatever happens between him and his urologist is the man's own business...;)




<< Make some ignorant Sheepherders write a book about me and their origin. I'd make sure they included sordid tales of Sex , greed and betrayal. Thn I'd go to the Bahamas. >>



methinks I've seen this somewhere before.....
 

datalink7

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<< if you were god/omnipotent, what would be FIRST thing you'd do? >>


Two chicks at once!


Can't believe no one had said that yet.
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Damn! You beat me to it.

In reality, I would probably become really depressed. What would be the point of doing anything if you could do everything? :(
 

DuffmanOhYeah

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<< I would make people magnetic, like with the front being the north pole and their backs the south, then noone would have to deal w/ stupid missionary ever again

plus itd be funny to laugh at the stupid people who went too close to big metal objects
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I am intrigued, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 

yoda291

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<< if you were god/omnipotent, what would be FIRST thing you'd do? >>


Two chicks at once!


Can't believe no one had said that yet.
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Damn! You beat me to it.

In reality, I would probably become really depressed. What would be the point of doing anything if you could do everything? :(
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you could always try and think of something you couldn't do.
 

Rent

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<< if you were god/omnipotent, what would be FIRST thing you'd do? >>


Two chicks at once!


Can't believe no one had said that yet.
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DAMNIT I was gonna say that!! hehe Office Space is classic!

First thing I'd do? (well, after 2 chicks) I'd go grab a Lotus Elise 190 race spec and cruise around for hours on end :D