if you were god/omnipotent, what would be FIRST thing you'd do?

[yoda291]

<< who's to say that I'm not? >>



ok, so in your case...what was the first thing you did?

 

[MikeO]

Gather all activists of all kinds together and have Godzilla stamp 'em... damn I hate them.

Just watched a documentary of animal / nature activists... what a bunch of morons. Daymm.

 

[datalink7]

<< Gather all activists of all kinds together and have Godzilla stamp 'em... damn I hate them.

Just watched a documentary of animal / nature activists... what a bunch of morons. Daymm. >>



I have to disagree. Activists can be good. Civil rights movement anyone?

I think it is fanatics that you dislike. I don't care much for fanatics myself.

"A fanatic is someone who can't change their mind and won't change the subject."
--Winston Churchill.

 

[NaughtyusMaximus]

I'd go to sleep.

 

[TallBill]

First thing i'd do... create an orgasmic blast of energy forcing orgams upon every human on earth at the same moment.. creating a brief but wonderful utopia

 

[manuelku]

Make myself to be bin LadXn and get into the camp to dismiss all the militants. Tells bin LadXn that I am his twin brother.

 

[Phunktion]

<< I'd go to sleep. >>


Definitely first on my list

 

[MikeO]

<<

<< Gather all activists of all kinds together and have Godzilla stamp 'em... damn I hate them.

Just watched a documentary of animal / nature activists... what a bunch of morons. Daymm. >>



I have to disagree. Activists can be good. Civil rights movement anyone?

I think it is fanatics that you dislike. I don't care much for fanatics myself.

"A fanatic is someone who can't change their mind and won't change the subject."
--Winston Churchill. >>



Yes I guess there can be "good" activists too.. just had to vent a little

Fanatics are suck.

 

[auyong]

All your bases are belong to ME! I'll take over the whole damn world and make it mine, all mine!! bwahahahaha.... especially the women!

 

[VTHodge]

<< Make some ignorant Sheepherders write a book about me and their origin. I'd make sure they included sordid tales of Sex , greed and betrayal. >>


hehehehehe . . . still chuckling



<< create an orgasmic blast of energy forcing orgams upon every human on earth at the same moment.. creating a brief but wonderful utopia >>


sounds messy

Anybody read Scott Adams' God's Debris? Has lots of interesting theories on omnipotence. Buy It! Its worth every penny.

 

[Elledan]

Cry once I realize that it's impossible to do and to know everything.

Even a god would have limitations.

 

[SpecialEd]

the first thing i'd do

is to think of something to do... (its too early for me think of something clever... only had 4 hours of sleep last night....)

 

[IndyJaws]

I'd prevent fat people from wearing spandex.

 

[GasX]

I'd get a geforce4 and a LCD projector and play Day of Defeat until my eyes bleed.

 

[freeway]

<< I'd prevent fat people from wearing spandex. >>



I second that motion!

 

[Electrode]

I would create for myself a pair of 0.01 micron, 0.2 volt, 15 GHz Athlon MP processors, a 3D card roughly equivilant to a GeForce9, a 1000/800/15000 CD-RW, a 100x DVD-ROM, a sound card with no noise whatsoever, an air conditioned case, a movie theater, and a switched keyboard.

And I would try my best to create world peace, but I would most likely fail.