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Create a LOT of money.
That way I can persue my academic desires that I have to give up for a real job becuase I won't have enough money to do it.
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Actually, the more you create, the less it's worth. What you do is gather money, and make everyone else's burn up in a mysterious puff of smoke. Then the money you have will be worth more and more, driving inflation down, driving the cost of living down, etc. Then you'll be able to pay $10 for a kick-ass college education.