If you had to compare yourself to an inanimate object...

[weflyhigh]

What would you choose? (why?)

Humurous answers are alright, but I'm looking for some serious ones, as well, so, thanks.

 

[Coquito]

Lawn Gnome

 

[91TTZ]

A wrench

 

[slackwarelinux]

A stapler

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

"If you had to compare yourself to an inanimate object..." I'd stop drinking.

 

[intogamer]

tampon

 

[weflyhigh]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
A wrench

Why's that?

 

[eits]

the rabbit

 

[weflyhigh]

A dead rabbit?

 

[ShadoWing]

A battery

 

[SlitheryDee]

A doormat.

 

[weflyhigh]

Any specific reasons you are picking these objects?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: weflyhigh
How specific reasons you are picking these objects?

How excellently language you at the engish. :confuse;

 

[dotcom173]

Snorlax figurine from Pokemon

 

[her209]

An outhouse

 

[cyclistca]

A donut

I?m round with a hole in the middle and I'm covered in frosting.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: weflyhigh
A dead rabbit?

I think he means "THE" rabbit, which the ladies seem to enjoy. I'll not go into further detail.


Someone said "Doormat." I don't think that would be me, as I like to stay out of people's way. Hmm...
So many inanimate objects to choose from.
Maybe a robotic arm? I prefer getting instructions from other people, I'm actually (and unfortunately) good at doing mindless tasks, simplistic tasks, and I like repetition and consistency.

 

[RossMAN]

CostCo Passport to Savings coupon book

 

[LordMaul]

Does a massive, disturbingly flawless bundle of muscle fiber count?

 

[IronWing]

A Democrat.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: weflyhigh
How specific reasons you are picking these objects?

How excellently language you at the engish. :confuse;

HAHA best possible response

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: ironwing
A Democrat.

haha nice unfortunately, true

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

An ice cube, because I'm cool like that

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: weflyhigh

Originally posted by: eits
the rabbit

A dead rabbit?

how do you not know what the rabbit is?

 

[theprodigalrebel]

A crystal ball.

I tell people their plans/relationships are going to work out good/disastrous with reasonable accuracy.