If you had to compare yourself to an inanimate object...

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
A bundle of sticks.

lol

 

[drum]

well, since we are stating objects that we are comparing and not objects we wish we were...
drum head.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
dildo?

Ah, an individual who likes getting himself in and out of sticky situations.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
A bundle of sticks.

I actually laughed.

 

[Number1]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
dildo?

What if your owner like's to play with the rear end stuff?

Like, your head would be covered with sh1t!!

:Q

 

[Rogeee]

Here I am in all my glory

 

[alanalafriz]

Care for a free three week all expensesses paid vacation ?

AnandTech Moderator

 

[SWScorch]

a nuclear submarine

 

[Platypus]

mine got taken

 

[Lola]

a candle... if sparked the right way, i can give light and warmth. if used too often, i burn out quickly.

 

[FoBoT]

rolling stone

 

[Cheesemoo]

A block of cheese

 

[irishScott]

A Universe. I OWN!!!