If you had to compare yourself to an inanimate object...

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mwmorph

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I love....Lamp.

Seriously? I'd have to go with car terms and in the car world, I'd be like a Lotus Europa S.
 

TheChort

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a piece of paper, because the more i am written on, the less room i have to change

Unless you erase the information that was there. But then you leave behind the faint marks from the pencil, and those little annoying erasers leftovers, which is kind of like the rash you develop a few weeks after sleeping with that girl whose name you can't remember because you were too drunk to realize how ugly she was. And if you erase too hard, then you tear the paper, kind of like when your penis falls off. :(
 

RichardE

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Originally posted by: TheChort
a piece of paper, because the more i am written on, the less room i have to change

Unless you erase the information that was there. But then you leave behind the faint marks from the pencil, and those little annoying erasers leftovers, which is kind of like the rash you develop a few weeks after sleeping with that girl whose name you can't remember because you were too drunk to realize how ugly she was. And if you erase too hard, then you tear the paper, kind of like when your penis falls off. :(

Are you trying to tell us something....
 

TheChort

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Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: TheChort
a piece of paper, because the more i am written on, the less room i have to change

Unless you erase the information that was there. But then you leave behind the faint marks from the pencil, and those little annoying erasers leftovers, which is kind of like the rash you develop a few weeks after sleeping with that girl whose name you can't remember because you were too drunk to realize how ugly she was. And if you erase too hard, then you tear the paper, kind of like when your penis falls off. :(

Are you trying to tell us something....

I was never hugged as a child
:p
 

RichardE

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Originally posted by: TheChort
Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: TheChort
a piece of paper, because the more i am written on, the less room i have to change

Unless you erase the information that was there. But then you leave behind the faint marks from the pencil, and those little annoying erasers leftovers, which is kind of like the rash you develop a few weeks after sleeping with that girl whose name you can't remember because you were too drunk to realize how ugly she was. And if you erase too hard, then you tear the paper, kind of like when your penis falls off. :(

Are you trying to tell us something....

I was never hugged as a child
:p

:( :brokenheart:

:D :beer: :gift:
 

weflyhigh

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: weflyhigh
A dead rabbit? :confused:

I think he means "THE" rabbit, which the ladies seem to enjoy. I'll not go into further detail.;)


Someone said "Doormat." I don't think that would be me, as I like to stay out of people's way. Hmm...
So many inanimate objects to choose from.
Maybe a robotic arm? I prefer getting instructions from other people, I'm actually (and unfortunately) good at doing mindless tasks, simplistic tasks, and I like repetition and consistency.

I like this answer.