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Originally posted by: MovingTarget
Doesn't a relative have to be a second cousin at least in order to not have your spawn look like children of the corn?
Didn't say anything about getting her preggers
Originally posted by: MovingTarget
Doesn't a relative have to be a second cousin at least in order to not have your spawn look like children of the corn?
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: MovingTarget
Doesn't a relative have to be a second cousin at least in order to not have your spawn look like children of the corn?
Didn't say anything about getting her preggers
Originally posted by: ChAoTiCpInOy
Is alkemyst being serious?
Originally posted by: Bibble
Absolutely not! I wouldn't engage in relations with a second cousin either if I could help it. However, I couldn't tell you who half of my second cousins are, as I have no idea if my dad had cousins, or if they had kids. Forget third cousins or beyond that.
Even so, I have a good idea of who my first cousins are. Even the ones I don't know would recognize me. Therefore, I don't foresee any uncomfortably close encounters.
Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: Bibble
Absolutely not! I wouldn't engage in relations with a second cousin either if I could help it. However, I couldn't tell you who half of my second cousins are, as I have no idea if my dad had cousins, or if they had kids. Forget third cousins or beyond that.
Even so, I have a good idea of who my first cousins are. Even the ones I don't know would recognize me. Therefore, I don't foresee any uncomfortably close encounters.
so if you nail your second cousin, then find out later that she was your second cousin...do you nail her again?
Originally posted by: ChAoTiCpInOy
Is alkemyst being serious?
Originally posted by: alkemyst
I did mess around with my cousin as a KID..also as a KID (around 9 I guess) I took an olive jar of BB's and inserted them all into one of my girlfriends. She then had to go pee...the screams of her aunt (how she found out I don't know) had me bail, but I was caught and escorted home.
Originally posted by: alkemyst
I did mess around with my cousin as a KID..also as a KID (around 9 I guess) I took an olive jar of BB's and inserted them all into one of my girlfriends. She then had to go pee...the screams of her aunt (how she found out I don't know) had me bail, but I was caught and escorted home.
Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: alkemyst
I did mess around with my cousin as a KID..also as a KID (around 9 I guess) I took an olive jar of BB's and inserted them all into one of my girlfriends. She then had to go pee...the screams of her aunt (how she found out I don't know) had me bail, but I was caught and escorted home.
WTF? 0.o
Originally posted by: alkemyst
BB's for a bb gun...I put them in one at a time neither of us really knew what the hell we were thinking.
Originally posted by: A5
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Originally posted by: zinfamous
"If" and "would" are not part of the equation for me.
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Originally posted by: polarmystery
One of my cousins looks like Victoria Beckham so...
(I lost pics but I'm still looking)
Originally posted by: CZroe
Originally posted by: alkemyst
BB's for a bb gun...I put them in one at a time neither of us really knew what the hell we were thinking.
Don't they have lead in them?
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: CZroe
Originally posted by: alkemyst
BB's for a bb gun...I put them in one at a time neither of us really knew what the hell we were thinking.
Don't they have lead in them?
No man, girls are perfectly safe to play with.