if you had a hot first cousin

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Nitemare

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Originally posted by: MovingTarget
Doesn't a relative have to be a second cousin at least in order to not have your spawn look like children of the corn?

Didn't say anything about getting her preggers
 

Fayd

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: MovingTarget
Doesn't a relative have to be a second cousin at least in order to not have your spawn look like children of the corn?

Didn't say anything about getting her preggers

i specifically said using protection, so we can assume no preggers. (for purposes of the poll.)
 

S Freud

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Well since my mom remarried to my now step dad I am going to have to say no. Its still family any way you look at it and that just isn't cool.
 

silverpig

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Apparently you can have a kid with your first cousin and there is very little risk of birth defects. If that kid then had kids with HIS first cousin, then there'd be issues cropping up.

Also, just in case no one is aware:

siblings share parents
1st cousins share 1 set of grandparents
2nd cousins share 1 set of great-grandparents
etc
 

Bibble

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Absolutely not! I wouldn't engage in relations with a second cousin either if I could help it. However, I couldn't tell you who half of my second cousins are, as I have no idea if my dad had cousins, or if they had kids. Forget third cousins or beyond that.

Even so, I have a good idea of who my first cousins are. Even the ones I don't know would recognize me. Therefore, I don't foresee any uncomfortably close encounters.
 

Fayd

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Originally posted by: Bibble
Absolutely not! I wouldn't engage in relations with a second cousin either if I could help it. However, I couldn't tell you who half of my second cousins are, as I have no idea if my dad had cousins, or if they had kids. Forget third cousins or beyond that.

Even so, I have a good idea of who my first cousins are. Even the ones I don't know would recognize me. Therefore, I don't foresee any uncomfortably close encounters.

so if you nail your second cousin, then find out later that she was your second cousin...do you nail her again?
 

TruePaige

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Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: Bibble
Absolutely not! I wouldn't engage in relations with a second cousin either if I could help it. However, I couldn't tell you who half of my second cousins are, as I have no idea if my dad had cousins, or if they had kids. Forget third cousins or beyond that.

Even so, I have a good idea of who my first cousins are. Even the ones I don't know would recognize me. Therefore, I don't foresee any uncomfortably close encounters.

so if you nail your second cousin, then find out later that she was your second cousin...do you nail her again?

Hmm..can't wreck a car twice?
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: ChAoTiCpInOy
Is alkemyst being serious?

I did mess around with my cousin as a KID..also as a KID (around 9 I guess) I took an olive jar of BB's and inserted them all into one of my girlfriends. She then had to go pee...the screams of her aunt (how she found out I don't know) had me bail, but I was caught and escorted home.

:)

The IP I posted above was whoever decided to go and deface a wiki page over it. I don't get why people like to do that crap, it's the same as spraying BS on a building.

Also to most having our members take info here and posting it up for 'all the world' to see would be TOSable I believe.

I just roll with it.
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
I did mess around with my cousin as a KID..also as a KID (around 9 I guess) I took an olive jar of BB's and inserted them all into one of my girlfriends. She then had to go pee...the screams of her aunt (how she found out I don't know) had me bail, but I was caught and escorted home.

I hope you didn't hurt her with metal overdose. :(
 

Fayd

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
I did mess around with my cousin as a KID..also as a KID (around 9 I guess) I took an olive jar of BB's and inserted them all into one of my girlfriends. She then had to go pee...the screams of her aunt (how she found out I don't know) had me bail, but I was caught and escorted home.

WTF? 0.o

 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: alkemyst
I did mess around with my cousin as a KID..also as a KID (around 9 I guess) I took an olive jar of BB's and inserted them all into one of my girlfriends. She then had to go pee...the screams of her aunt (how she found out I don't know) had me bail, but I was caught and escorted home.

WTF? 0.o

it seemed logical to me at the time. She had a hole, we couldn't take the BB's out without parents....so I figured my sidekick could pack them. At least I think that was my train of thought.
 

Fayd

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no, i'm confused with the mechanics of the thing.

you jammed an olive jar into her cooter, or a bunch of bb's? (i'm assuming the bb's you're referring to are the type you shoot out of an air-powered rifle...right?)
 

alkemyst

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BB's for a bb gun...I put them in one at a time neither of us really knew what the hell we were thinking.
 

CZroe

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
BB's for a bb gun...I put them in one at a time neither of us really knew what the hell we were thinking.

Don't they have lead in them?
 

Locut0s

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I do have a hot cousin. Actually 2. We used to play together when I was really young, (like 10-12 years old). We drifted apart as we grew up but remain somewhat distant friends. I guess if we had remained close friends during our teen years I could see something maybe might have happened along the "experimental"/play lines that some here have mentioned (alkemyst). But now that we are grown up and actually understand the world the idea sounds creepy.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: CZroe
Originally posted by: alkemyst
BB's for a bb gun...I put them in one at a time neither of us really knew what the hell we were thinking.

Don't they have lead in them?

No man, girls are perfectly safe to play with.
 
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