if you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life....

[shortylickens]

Trojan non-lubricated. Assuming I could use my own lube when needed.

 

[Cattlegod]

was going to pick ketchup, but am going to have to vote BBQ sauce

 

[RaistlinZ]

Syrup, no question.

I can eat a hamburger or hot dog without ketchup. But pancakes or french toast without syrup is epic fail, IMO.

 

[Terabyte]

BBQ sauce!

 

[Leros]

sriracha sauce

 

[zylander]

Spicy mustard, maybe horseradish mustard.

 

[KeithTalent]

Mayo, because it's versatile. You can add all kinds of stuff to it to change it up.

KT

 

[gorcorps]

Certain brands of honey mustard

 

[Jeff7]

Condom mints - keeps your condom smelling fresh for over 1000 "flushes."

 

[Howard]

Possibly mayonnaise

 

[summit]

mayo first, mustard second, ketchup last.

 

[sjwaste]

Mayo, because it's versatile. You can add all kinds of stuff to it to change it up.

KT

I think you can use the loophole that mayo is actually a sauce, keeping that plus an actual condiment.

If we're including sauces in this, I'd also have to go mayo, though. It's the base of a lot of common sauces.

 

[shortylickens]

Seriously though, it would probably be either ketchup, mustard, or mayo.
They are versatile, cheap and add tons to otherwise bland meals. Mustard is much healthier so I would go with that.

 

[Colt45]

dijon mustard, or maybe horseradish.

 

[iGas]

salt

 

[drum]

Horseradish.

ooo good one. I may have to say honey mustard sauce though

 

[zinfamous]

hot sauce. no question.

 

[techs]

Salt.

 

[nageov3t]

Salt.

is salt a condiment? I'd consider it a spice.

 

[Xstatic1]

salt and ketchup.

 

[techs]

is salt a condiment? I'd consider it a spice.

Encarta Dictionary defines condiment as:
Food seasoning used at table.
It then gives salt and pepper as examples.

 

[Matthiasa]

My own special blend that when decanted and distilled breaks up into all sorts of other ones.
(I have no clue how that would work but this is a dumb question it gets a dumb answer)

 

[bolomite]

A1 steak sauce

 

[InflatableBuddha]

HP steak sauce.

 

[Anubis]

Mustard