smackababy
Lifer
- Oct 30, 2008
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The inability to think for one.
Think about what? How you're going to handle this van I'm throwing at you?
The inability to think for one.
I've been thinking a lot about this. The ability to fly would be nice. Having X-ray vision would be even better, especially outside the ladies' locker room.
The power I'd really like is the ability to hurdle people into the sun. Get in front of me with 50 items in a 12 item check-lane - to the sun you go!
Bring your crying child to the movies and then refuse to take them out or quiet them - Mom and Dad - you get a free trip to the sun.... I'll send Junior along as well, won't him to grow up without parents. And hey, people on their cell phones that won't shut the fuck up! Sun, Sun, Sun, here it comes!
Speed by me and cut into my lane in the 40 zone when I'm going 50 to just to then turn at the next corner. Guess what, chum - you've won an all paid first class trip to... that's right, you guessed it! The Sun!
\I just want this one power. Is that too much to ask for?
\\and if I receive this power - I promise not to abuse it.
The power to grant myself any power.
I can't think of one problem that super strength wouldn't be able to fix.
You know you can already murder people without unnecessarily dramatic superpowers right?
Mind control. There's a reason why Professor X is the most powerful mutant in the comic book universe. Control the brain, control the world.
Mind control. There's a reason why Professor X is the most powerful mutant in the comic book universe. Control the brain, control the world.
Absolute, and undetectable control over anything and everything that runs on electricity.
....now taking bids on "What the NSA, FBI, CIA, knows about {anyone}. Oh wait... money is irrelevant, now that the global banking system is my pocketbook..![]()
My semen is the key to immortality for beautiful women.
Brother Justin's ability to share a person's vision of their greatest regret or "sin" in life, after which they invariably curl up into a helpless ball of dejected shame susceptable to suggestion and manipulation of the most invading sort.
see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0BL1kvXHUw
its useful and also a barrel of laughs.
the best super power that a person could ask for it the ability to understand the female gender. WOW that be a nice one
Immortal, more like Vandal Savage, but I would settle for Duncan Macleod. And even though I've never had any interest in surfing, I've always like Silver Surfer's surfboard. I will admit, the perv in me immediately thought invisibility for some Invisible Stud action.
