LOL. Check out your pre-conceived bias that Valve must be awesome and always right and EA must be always wrong and evil.
Notch is also being paid off by EA to say Steam is bad:
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/forums/showthread.php?1229-Notch-and-Steam
EA have already made such statements with relation to other games:
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/314498/battlefield-3-not-on-steam-due-to-dlcpatch-restrictions/
Here's an explanation about why Dragon Age 2 and Crysis 2 were pulled/not on Steam:
http://www.platformnation.com/2011/08/18/why-cant-valve-and-ea-get-along/
But no, you are right. It's EA spewing corporate BS and Valve are perfect in every way and could never do anything bad or wrong or evil, or something that a publisher wouldn't be happy with. EA is in the wrong for wanting to do their DLC in the way they want, and to get other services to compete with Steam by offering exclusive DLC content when a game is purchased from another digital distribution site.
EA bad for not putting their games on Steam and being forced to abide by all Steam's rules with respect to DLC and patches.
Valve good for having these rules and forcing publishers and developers to abide by them or not be allowed on Steam. (Hey, didn't Apple do this sort of thing, e.g for marketplaces within apps?).
WE SHOULD ALL HATE ON EA BECAUSE WE THINK EA MUST ALWAYS BE WRONG. FACTS BE DAMNED!