I'd welcome a nice well intentioned groping

[AdamK47]

All of this news of people groping other people has me feeling a little left out and dejected. Am I not good enough? Are those that were groped really that much better than me? What makes them so special? My feelings matter too. Even a little sexual innuendo thrown my way can go far in brightening my day. Sadly, I get nothing.

 

[R0H1T]

From the other thread ~

 

[highland145]

Bend over, sweetie.

 

[nakedfrog]

I was going to offer to be in your end-o, but it look like the line forms in the rear.

 

[AdamK47]

You guys are just saying this to cheer me up. I appreciate it. I think I just have to come to terms with my natural ungropableness.

 

[highland145]

Oh, slap the hand will you? Ingrate.

 

[IronWing]

Just go down to the grocery store and clumsily fall into people you'd like to be groped by. It's almost the same thing.

 

[AdamK47]

Just go down to the grocery store and clumsily fall into people you'd like to be groped by. It's almost the same thing.

I'm not one to pass on solid ideas like this. It gives me hope. Hope for a day when I can proudly and loudly state I've been groped. In fact, with a successful execution of your plan, I'll do just that.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Bend over, sweetie.

Slut.

 

[Platypus]

post nudes

 

[FeuerFrei]

Just turn out the lights. Groping is sure to ensue. "Well-intentioned" groping at that.

 

[Carson Dyle]

If you're going to grope me through my body armor, then don't even bother.

 

[shortylickens]

All of this news of people groping other people has me feeling a little left out and dejected. Am I not good enough? Are those that were groped really that much better than me? What makes them so special? My feelings matter too. Even a little sexual innuendo thrown my way can go far in brightening my day. Sadly, I get nothing.

Where you live, brah?

 

[Alpha One Seven]

All of this news of people groping other people has me feeling a little left out and dejected. Am I not good enough? Are those that were groped really that much better than me? What makes them so special? My feelings matter too. Even a little sexual innuendo thrown my way can go far in brightening my day. Sadly, I get nothing.

Grope yourself.

 

[AdamK47]

Where you live, brah?

Ohio

 

[Elixer]

Just go to gropeon dot com

*edit, huh, someone actually owns that URL so don't go there.

 

[urvile]

Dress up like this:

Then go to a gay bar. Then prepare for groping. You can thank me later.

 

[AdamK47]

Will dressing like that and then going to a straight bar elicit said groping? I'm out of touch with today's bar scene.

 

[cbrunny]

ASL

 

[urvile]

Will dressing like that and then going to a straight bar elicit said groping? I'm out of touch with today's bar scene.

Actually yeah. I think it will make you irresistible.

 

[AdamK47]

ASL

14 / female / your dreams

 

[cbrunny]

14 / female / your dreams

eww

 

[AdamK47]

Actually yeah. I think it will make you irresistible.

I'm going for it. Maybe at the same time I can try out Iron Wing's idea. Inevitable gropings will surely ensue.

 

[AdamK47]

eww

Yeah, I'm not sure why you guys are hitting on a 14 year old. There must be some politicians in here.

 

[snoopy7548]

There are probably tons of people willing to grope you in the personals section of Craigslist. Give it a try. What's the worst that could happen?